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holy shit y'all are still on here liking my content??? That's wild thank you all so much!

due to the nature of my jobs I was mostly off the grid for awhile but am back now and ramping up the writing hobby again :)

#so basically im not dead #and yes #my unfinished stories will be continued #how are all of you?

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milkywayhou

When she is the big spoon but you're not the little spoon

n-moonbreeze

Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

eeveethejedi

sandinthemachine

that doesn't even make sense since i feel like everywhere else the push is for shorter and shorter content

gaylittleloverboy

YOU guys might think sex is only for when you're horny. maybe i want to have sex with him because i love his body and trust him enough to see me naked. maybe i want to have sex with him to show him how much i love and appreciate him. maybe i want to have sex with him because of how much i crave intimacy with him; i want to be as close to him as i can be. have you ever thought about THAT

sandinthemachine

today's gremlin thought is how tempting it would be to just poke ghost or könig right in the eyeballs

queenquazar-deactivated20240119

I'm really sad there's no gif of this b/c it's perfect for this. The best part? They are ALSO government property.

sandinthemachine

hehe you're so right

#them eyeballs make the perfect target practice #comment reblog

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lieblinqs

bit old könig sketch page might redraw sooner or later hihi

#hehe...hands #könig

shaniacsboogara

celceta

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

prinxe-with-no-crown

happy pride month

#i too am a seasonal fruit #different seasons every year

oleworldblues

König as a service top that thrives on praise and affirmation, but his partners are too overwhelmed. Making it impossible for them to form words.

So he tries even harder, and the cycle continues.

#where can i get one #könig

wiremotherworshipper-deactivate

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

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wearewatcher

Team Watcher released a special Pride Collection designed by our queer employees on our Society6 page.

All of the proceeds will be donated to the Southern Trans Youth Emergency Project and the Central Florida Emergency Trans Care Fund who are doing the important work on the ground to help trans Floridians get the life-saving care they need, now more than ever. We see you, we support you, we care about you.

today's gremlin thought is how tempting it would be to just poke ghost or könig right in the eyeballs

#listen im sorry #but when those are the only damn body parts exposed #im gonna poke em #mw2 #könig #simon ghost riley

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shaniacsboogara

Taking a minute to appreciate the way the folks at Watcher take time to appreciate and support their LGBTQ+ fans, because... Of course they've always been great with general fan engagement via incorporating fan submissions into shows, the way they run their social media, etc... But they've kicked off pride month with an entire merch line, designed by queer artists, the proceeds of which go to support queer people... This isn't just performative "participate in pride month because it's good for business" bullshit, this is genuinely amazing. They aren't plastering rainbows on top of their content to get more engagement and brownie points from fans, they're genuinely advocating for what they believe in and actively showing support to people who really need it right now. I know my blog here is mostly bullshit / meme content, but I just want to take a moment here to say, from the bottom of my heart, thank you, to EVERYONE at Watcher. Thank you for not only creating hilarious, innovative, and wonderful content, but also for showing genuine support and love to the LGBTQ+ community. What you do means the world to so many people, and all of us Watcherinas are eternally grateful <3

#love you guys #watcher

neil-gaiman

Dear Neil Gaiman, I just want you to know, when I was a teenager I tried reading American Gods. I had to suddenly stop. There were a lot of high concepts I could handle back then. Vaginal Vore was not one of them.

That's why chapter one ends the way it does. It's there to let people know that this book may not be for them. (It's also why the 15th word of American Gods is "fucking".)

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eternallybutthurt

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

jaimeedarling

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

itsaruse

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

jackhawksmoor

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

weaselle

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry.

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying.

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mckitterick

thank you for that, @hug-your-face

evilvvithin

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