chaotic boyfriends central

The trust in their relationship is Unmatched

They are both extremely protective of each other and Remus would smash skulls for Janus, Janus would poison someone for Remus

Remus keeps an eye on Janus when he drinks in the bathtub so he doesnt fucking die in the stupidest way

Janus is much smaller than Remus. Remus and Roman are the tallest Sides and remus is ever so slightly taller than his brother (just because it pisses Roman off and so Roman has to wear taller boots). Janus is the shortest Side

This is canon anyway but Janus casually talks to Remus like a dog and whistles to call him. Remus is absolutely into it

PDA repeat offenders and it is disgusting. The only thing keeping them from being completely unacceptable in public is the fact that Janus is so generally secretive

Remus occasionally has panic attacks/psychotic episodes brought on by his own severe intrusive thoughts and hallucinations and Janus regularly helps him calm down

Janus is typically touch averse/has sensory issues which cause him to fear unexpected touch which is why he wears so many layers, but he enjoys holding hands and having Remus press his weight on top of him

Janus is also of course cold blooded and appreciates being able to soak up Remus's body heat. Virgil was warmer but he tries not to think about that

Janus likes to cook and Remus appreciates Jan's cooking but he always has to add some freaky shit to it before he eats it but he always tries it normally first so he can compliment janus on his cookin

Remus steals cloves of garlic and eats them while janus is cooking with them

They talk SO MUCH SHIT about the others together, especially about Roman

Remus is Grand Gestures Romantic much like his brother but in a distinctly Remus way and Janus loves it so much

Remus, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

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@darksideweeks Dukeceit week day 3!

Janus knows all the right things to say to turn Remus to jelly<3

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Spray bottle

“Sure, Remus is an absolute freak, but freaks deserve nice days too.”

“Ok next one, here boy.”

“I don’t know, I just let him play 🙄”

“I guess that it was the corpse of a sea lion 😋 but Janus wouldn’t let me shake it 😒”

“REMUS. ROOM. NOW.”

Janus: *leaving Patton’s bedroom*

Logan:

Janus:

Logan: Let’s never speak of this?