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There’s so many good ones out there, like it’s actually unbelievable how many amazing works that have been written with these two major dickheads. 

I encourage you to check with the tags and author’s notes to be sure you’re comfortable with the theme. Most of these will probably contain nsfw content at different levels, but I promise you, every single one of these fics took me completely aback. Most of them made me read it all in one go, they made me laugh and really enjoy reading them. The one, consistent trait, they share, is that I’ve read them more than once and I’ve never really forgotten any of them.

None of them are listed in any particular order because I honestly can’t choose between them. 

(1) Candid (One-shot)

This is one of my absolute favorites. The language is so strong and beautiful. It’s laced with humor and the portrayal of the characters - the blowjob - is on point. 

Author’s summary: Jean is a pretentious Instagram photographer who Eren loves to mock, but being the subject of Jean’s art has him rethinking things.

(2) Breathe in. Breathe out. (One-shot)

The language in this one, the word-play, hell the entirety of this work is enough to make the cut. It’s one of those fics where you won’t really understand what happened after you finish it. It needs to sink in for a few hours. Then it dawns upon you. It’s really good.

Author’s summary: Jean indulges in a post-coital cigarette and Eren shares it.

(3) Nothing Alike (One-shot)

Who doesn’t love a nice make-out session? Especially if one is dressed as the other and with tons of swearing?

Author’s summary: Jean and Eren make out while Jean is dressed as Eren.

(4) To The Ocean (One-shot)

Do you need to cry? Would you like to cry? You won’t get through this without. It’s heartbreaking and fucking sad in so many ways. But as horrible as it is, it’s also really well-written and tragically beautiful.

The author’s summary is a bit long, but here’s a hint: Jean carries Eren towards the ocean, but Eren doesn’t have much time left.  

(5) kissing the lipless (One-shot)

Lipless, what? Yeah. This is not a fanfic that’s driven by dialogue. This is driven by the author’s abilty to create a story that contains so little action and yet leaves you out of breath and wanting more. I loved the idea of it and it just really deserves a lot of love.

Author’s summary: Jean keeps Eren company through the tedious process of regrowing his limbs.

(6) you got a black heart (Long one-shot)

This is so, so creative, funny and incredibly sweet! Meet the idiots who are filled to the brim with tension as they work at a horror park. I also love coming back to this because it is worth it every time. 

Author’s summary: Eren is a performer at the Shiganshina Horror Park. Jean is the strung-out costume/makeup artist who hates him. Maybe. Eren’s a little unsure about that last part.

(7) Good morning, asshole (Long one-shot)

This is one of the best au fanfics I’ve ever read. Eren and Jean. Fighting. Arguing. Hating each other. But through a screen? WIth a tumblr? It’s incredibly funny, heart-warming (especially the sequel) and made me bubble with joy every time I read this. 

Author’s summary: Internet personalities Eren Yeager and Jean Kirschtein meet, clash, hate each other, become friends, and fall in love. Fun times are had by all.

(8) on repeat (Multi-chaptered + complete) 

Levi owns a pizzaria. This is one of those build-up fics that makes you so addicted. They hate each other, but there’s always this pull between them, right? You’ll love this one. 

Author’s summary: Eren and Jean are angry pizza delivery boys. They fall in love.

(9) Jean’s Little Problem (Multi-chaptered + complete)

This was recommended to me by Claudia not long ago and honestly this had me hooked from the first chapter. To be fair, it’s not one I would’ve found myself, but I haven’t been able to really let it go yet. It’s sweet, fluffy, adorable, and humored me all the way through. Who would’ve thought tiny child Eren and Jean could bring such a tightness in your chest? It deserves so much attention, so please give it a go.

Author’s summary: Jean doesn’t understand why mini Jaeger is so obsessed with him.

(10) Traffic colors (Multi-chaptered + incomplete)

Very, very nsfw. But very, very good and with some of the best sex-scenes I’ve ever read. I know the author of this fic did a lot of research for this one and it’s very clear when you read it. It’s so good and despite the heavy amount of smut, you still get the idea of a plot going on. 

Author’s summary: Jean and Eren start a D/S relationship after being matched up by a mutual friend in the community. However, the line between their friendship and their arrangement begins to blur, rules are broken, and hearts are bound together.

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