This is a blog

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

The Home Improvement grunt

THE WORLD BEGINS WITH YOU!!!! BITCH

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

this post keeps coming back but never in spring when it’s relevant

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

The truth comes out. Clint Eastwood wasn’t just talking to a chair. Obama’s Stand was sitting in that chair.

i got the job. ophilia and gloria are now officially good luck symbols