Camel 99's

I’ve kinda stopped noticing when people are taller than me. Well, alright. But don’t let me drink too much. I can’t really hold my alcohol too well.

Taller.. Oh my god you’re the sweetest! Oh come on, I won’t let you die of alcohol poisoning or anything.  

Uh… That seems mildly alarming.

I actually think it’s a good sign, in my opinion. 

Hey, no problem. Oh uh- not often. Especially not on an empty stomach.

Sugar, have you seen the size of me? I always have food here. Go get anything you want from the kitchen so we can drink together.

Yes, I can positively say that your face is in fact there.

Oh thank god, hey.. Do you drink?

Wes: you cant see it, but im side eyeing you

Wes: no one insults my taste in ice cream like that!!

Wes: no! takesie backsies

Wes: well if you're going to be like that, never mind! i'll just have my BASIC ice cream on my own

Wes: sweet! chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream please!!

Ryker: alright, fair

Ryker: that I can handle

Sam: see! You'll see why i love the books soon enough !