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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@sams-beard
Standing In Line For A Money Order, Thinking About Sex
I was softly Quietly Exploring the valleys of your back And dancing to the music of your breath And feeling the movement of you beneath wandering fingers. Your hands are new Your skin is new Your mouth is new There's a lot to write about, But not much to read.
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The Signs as Chandler Bing
Aries: Cheese: It’s a milk that you chew
Taurus: Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don’t care
Gemini: Miss Chanandler Bong
Cancer:Â SHUT UP SHU T UPPP SHUTT UPP PP
Leo: I’m not great at the advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Virgo: I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love
Libra:Â Tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com
Scorpio: You know, I think I don’t care
Sagittarius: I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable
Capricorn: I am not blah, I am a hoot!
Aquarius: It’s a Sunday, I don’t move on Sundays
Pisces: WENUS
Watching planet earth and wishing i was with you already
Back in Seattle but its not home anymore
Listening to Benjamin make loud noises while pooping as then sun sets
He's mooing
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Listening to Benjamin make loud noises while pooping as then sun sets
Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face
YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES
How the hell do woman survive this?
Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth.Â
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything. Note most other animals can when they are born. Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution. I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.
-screams in fear-
Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via s-chattenlos)
For those of you who feel guilty about knitting socks for yourself while your kitteh goes without, here’s a free pattern for Kitty Tube Socks.  Now you’ll be able to match.  By Ruth Mayer.
Oh my GOD.
books-and-cookies
Finally life has a sence again.
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50% lonely 50% wanting to be alone
<3 so happy i own you babe.
valentine's day asks
arrow: why am I so lonely?
bouquet: why am I so alone?
chocolate: why is there no one out there for me?
couple: why can’t I find my soul mate?
cupid: what am I doing wrong?
date: where are they?
heart: where do you come from?
hug: where do you go?
kiss: what kind of wine goes best with my tears?
poem: capital of alaska?
rose: why are roses considered romantic, and not thistles?
sweet: where do they make shopping carts?
true love: thirteenth question
xxoo: why would I possibly ever need to know the parts of the cell?
If anyone is looking for 00g-6g stretching jewelry (also a 10g pair) I am selling mine for $5 a pair, except the two plugs marked as ten! Everything has been sterilized and comes with O-rings if not double flared.
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Mount Rainier, Mount Rainier National Park, 35mm film.
'Hello land dog, I am water dog.'
