Those Things in Life

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

Engineer Jordy Moos programmed his Christmas tree lights to play Snake.

— Unknown (via syntacked)

None of the comments on the right work anyway. EVER.

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

job: minimum requirements: Master’s degree, 5-7 years relevant experience, certification in advanced analytics, must have been to the Moon at least twice, Olympic champion (gold medal preferred), priority given to WWI veterans