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Got back into TF2 shenanigans and ended up throwing these together

Emesis Blue and Freakfortress stuff.

I really like how these turned out!!!! First time properly trying drawing like this, kinda like cross stitching lol

#art #doodles #emesis blue #frtiz ludwig #tf2 #team fortress 2 #freak fortress #ass pancakes

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ask-lord-x

Hiii buddyyyyy... Questionnn

How would you feel if Trix fucking died? :3

Why am I asking??? Oh, no reasonnnnn 😀

Dawg I have 30 other people trying to kill me, if Trix dies I'm gonna lose my shit.

And I don't mean the depressed "lose my shit" I did before.

I mean rage and slaughter.

sammysprivatecorner

WHY TF PEOPLE TRYINNA KILL YOU HUH???? I need to stop missing stuff sigh...

sammysprivatecorner

In the midst of watching the West End digital ticket, I just finished Sams song, and here are my thoughts so far on the different Hidgens we've been given so far:

Iván's Hidgens - That's my son. I love him.

Will's Hidgens - I want him carnally.

Jeff's Hidgens - I can't tell if I want him to be my dad or my uncle

Robert's Hidgens - I still like him, just not as much as the others.

Yes. I know, Robert did some really shitty stuff, but this is about the character NOT the actor himself.

sammysprivatecorner

I FORGOT ABOUT HONEY QUEEN FUCK

Nick's Hidgens - I wanna fund his musical bro... I love how he speaks!!!

#nick lang #hatchetfield #henry hidgens

Call me greedy, but all I want from Starkid is a proper production of Workin' Boys. I really want to see Henry's vision. I'll die happy when I can properly see Workin' Boys: A New Musical.

#henry hidgens #professor hidgens #workin' boys #hatchetverse #hatchetfield

sammysprivatecorner

I like to think Henry was the teacher of Hatchetfield High's drama club until probably getting fired or something.

The thought is just really amusing to me lol

marsizalien

he kept making students cry and then acting like nothing happened when deciding to play zip zap zop right after

sammysprivatecorner

The fact that it's Zip Zap Zop specifically too... I love it lmao

No one:

Professor Hidgens:

- Makes a girl cry

- Instead of talking about it plays a fuckass game with his students

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the-cowboy-yellow

WHY IS YELLOW VIOLENCE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH RIGHT NOW

sammysprivatecorner

WHY ARE WE ABUSING THE BOY 💔

THE TENNA FIGURE IS HERE YIPPI YAY YAEY YIPPIE!!!

THey were NOT kindding when they say the King of SLIGHTLY bendable limbs. He is very stiff, though he literally did show up a few MINITES ago, so yea no shit.

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 3 #ant tenna #tenna #mr ant tenna #tenna poseable figure

the-cowboy-yellow

If watch back the thing to be told, what about front watch not the back?????

Well I…

I ain’t too sure about that…

Yer right, if im watching my back then- who’s watchin’ my front?!

sammysprivatecorner

I can watch your front for you!! 🫡

kolossos-om

Brother I need help, my alan has gained a portal gun

You're fucked. Godspeed soldier. *runs upwards into the stars and out of our solar system*

ask-lord-x

If you need help because Alan can teleport, you kind of just suck.

Just take it from him.

Cut off his hands so he can't use it.

It's not that hard.

sammysprivatecorner

I mean, bro can't really DO anything unless there are surfaces pained with crushed up moon rocks, because those are the only really good portalable surfaces.

ask-lord-x

They moon rocks aren't necessarily required, they're just extra good at conducting portals.

Also don't fucking mansplain to me I'm God.

sammysprivatecorner

Bestie I ain't mainsplaining to YOU I'm mainsplaining to the anon. I respect you too much to do that

Also fair point, I forgot about that.

#I wasn't taking it seriously gang ur aight lmao

kolossos-om

Brother I need help, my alan has gained a portal gun

You're fucked. Godspeed soldier. *runs upwards into the stars and out of our solar system*

ask-lord-x

If you need help because Alan can teleport, you kind of just suck.

Just take it from him.

Cut off his hands so he can't use it.

It's not that hard.

sammysprivatecorner

I mean, bro can't really DO anything unless there are surfaces pained with crushed up moon rocks, because those are the only really good portalable surfaces.

ask-lord-x

They moon rocks aren't necessarily required, they're just extra good at conducting portals.

Also don't fucking mansplain to me I'm God.

sammysprivatecorner

Bestie I ain't mainsplaining to YOU I'm mainsplaining to the anon. I respect you too much to do that

Also fair point, I forgot about that.

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kolossos-om

Brother I need help, my alan has gained a portal gun

You're fucked. Godspeed soldier. *runs upwards into the stars and out of our solar system*

ask-lord-x

If you need help because Alan can teleport, you kind of just suck.

Just take it from him.

Cut off his hands so he can't use it.

It's not that hard.

sammysprivatecorner

I mean, bro can't really DO anything unless there are surfaces pained with crushed up moon rocks, because those are the only really good portalable surfaces.

I like to think Henry was the teacher of Hatchetfield High's drama club until probably getting fired or something.

The thought is just really amusing to me lol

#hatchetfield #henry hidgens #professor hidgens

ask-lord-x

Asking for a friend

Can you turn into a tentacle monster?

If I wanted to, I guess.

awobbles

X don’t do it I think it’s a trap-

ask-lord-x

I COULD, but I wouldn't.

sammysprivatecorner

The temptation to make the worst joke known to man

(Hi I'm the guy who made the Trix blog lmao)

ask-lord-x

(i know I'm following you on my main, which isn't this one, surprisingly, despite it having almost the exact same amount of followers despite being made a week apart)

Do it

Make the joke, give in.

sammysprivatecorner

Cough cough BET.

IBETTRIXWOULDLIKETOSEETHAT

ask-lord-x

Asking for a friend

Can you turn into a tentacle monster?

If I wanted to, I guess.

awobbles

X don’t do it I think it’s a trap-

ask-lord-x

I COULD, but I wouldn't.

sammysprivatecorner

The temptation to make the worst joke known to man

(Hi I'm the guy who made the Trix blog lmao)

In the midst of watching the West End digital ticket, I just finished Sams song, and here are my thoughts so far on the different Hidgens we've been given so far:

Iván's Hidgens - That's my son. I love him.

Will's Hidgens - I want him carnally.

Jeff's Hidgens - I can't tell if I want him to be my dad or my uncle

Robert's Hidgens - I still like him, just not as much as the others.

Yes. I know, Robert did some really shitty stuff, but this is about the character NOT the actor himself.

#hatchetfield #henry hidgens #will branner #jeff blim #iván fernández gonzález #robert manion #tgwdlm #tgwdlmr #the guy who didnt like musicals

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rooksilver

lets play a game

to clarify, they are fighting to the death

my personal picks would be miss holloway, paul, duke, becky and hidgens

sammysprivatecorner

My lil card thing :3

Explanations:

Miss. Holloway - I don't think I need to explain why bro she's probably one of the most powerful mofuckers in the universe of Hatchetfield

Paul - Man is determined enough to live and was able to get through an entire musical apocalypse. He wouldda been fine if he didn't go out with Bill ngl.

Tom - BRO HAS TRAINING FOR SHIT LIKE THIS. Unless he... "Remembers bad things vividly" he'd make it out alive

Becky - HAS KILLED A BITCH. She is VERY determined and ontop of her shit when she needs to be

Hidge - Fav character privlages. But seriously, Hidgens may be insane, but he knows how to work a gun and has been preparing for an apocalypse, I'm sure he has shit that could kill a man instantly in that lab thing of his.

#This was so fun lol

kurubyz-x0

My blue vent art

EVERYWHERE IN MY TWITTER FYP I SEE BLUE ASHY, WHITE, CIS FEMALE, WHITE, ASHY, WHITE, WHITE, WHITE-

Such a travesty of a man.. born with the most radiant of blue now being portrayed with such whiteness that causes a single leaf to wither..

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