Idk if this counts as crack fic or not but basically bc I’m pretty sure Summerhall has loads of cats due to rats, what if every time wife!reader took in another stray - Aerion would name it a dragon from history! So there’s just a whole bunch of cats in Summerhall named as dragons, granted he can’t ride them, but Aerion got his wish of having dragons (cats) in the end!! (Wife!reader loves this)
Cats
This is short but full of crack! I love the idea I did take some inspo from my own cats. Love you and thanks for the request 🥰
Ft a pic of one of my cats from 2020 at the bottom (you’ll see why) obviously out of character Aerion!
“What the fuck is that?” Maekar asks looking at the little beast sat on his chair in the dining hall. You and the children already sat waiting for him and Aerion. Daeron out at a tavern.
“A cat.” Egg answers helpfully, a smile on the boys face. Knowing what his father was actually asking but deciding to be difficult.
“I know it’s a cat what the fuck is it wearing?” Maekar demands, not paying attention to his second son as your husband enters.
“Caraxes there you are.” Aerion say walking over to the cat to pick it up. The cat purring the whole time, rubbing its face up against him. “You weren’t in your usual spot I was worried.”
“What the fuck.”
“Oh father, meet my dragon Caraxes.” Aerion say turning so his father can see that cat in all its glory. Fabric wings included. Maekar having been away for a few weeks visiting Baelor.
“Why is the cat wearing wings?” Maekar asks exasperatedly, just wanting one normal dinner for once. Baelor getting to have normal meals all the time, his children never dressing animals up in costumes or making potions.
“My wife made them.” Aerion reply’s with a smile, loving that you made them for him.
“Again, why is the cat wearing wings.”
“Well I tried them on Meleys and Vhagar but they just kept scratching me so I put them on Caraxes and she loves them.” He explains, knowing he probably should have tried Caraxes first as she’ll put up with anything. Daella once putting one of her doll’s dresses on the cat.
“You’ve broken my son.” Your father by law says looking at you. “He used to be normal.”
“Did he?” You and egg respond back both of you giving Maekar a look. You all knowing Aerion has always been odd.
“Well he used to be less obviously weird.”
-
“Do you know where Vermithor’s gone?” Aerion asks entering the solar, Caraxes following him. Still wearing her wings.
“He’s cuddling Rhae.” You respond knitting a new dragon snug as egg would like one, after finding Aerion’s. Noticing your husband turn around to leave. “Where are you going?”
“To collect my dragon.”
“Aerion no, he’s claimed her. Leave them be.” You say knowing the girl loves that cat, him loving her back as he’s been sneaking into her chambers every night to cuddle her.
“But he’s mine.” Aerion whines still not liking to share every though he’s a grown man.
“You have plenty of dragons she’s allowed one.” You say giving him a look.
“Fine.” He say admitting defeat as he sits next to you. Caraxes jumping into his lap wanting cuddles.
“What the fuck is wrong with my son.” Maekar mumbles to himself as he walks past the solar just having heard your conversation.
-
“Night my love.” Aerion says to you softly while you fall asleep in his arms.
“Night.” You mumble into his chest, seconds away from sleep when he continues talking.
“Night Caraxes, night Silverwing, night Vhagar, night Syrax, night Meleys, night Tessarion, night moondancer, night Sunfrye, night Morning.” He says saying goodnight to all the cats in your chambers, Vermithor with Rhae while seasmoke is sleeping in with Egg. Balarion sleeping beside Maekar’s head, the man denying it if it’s even brought up.
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Curious about what (nggh) aerions like when reader is looking all nice and girly when she has time to get dolled up. Ugh like getting her nails done or making her hair look nice or her makeup 💋
Luv ya !!
Luv ya righttt back. He's so pathetic let's kiss him!!
content warning: 18+ mdni | aerion's overly freaked out in his head
[ nothing good grows here ]
So it's safe to say that Aerion's favorite thing is when you're in diner uniform and wearing your hair up a certain way so it doesn't fall into your eyes. He likes it when you're wearing a tank top in the summer and your shorts are too short and your frilly socks peek out from your boots. It's the image of you he's kept in his mind for years—his girl in a town where everything is covered in a layer of dirt and cheap beer. It's the way he wants to remember you.
But something in him short-circuits, genuinely makes him feel sick to his stomach, when he sees you walking down the street toward him and you look... soft. That's the only way to describe it. You look like you're made out of sugar, lace, and cherry lip gloss. And there's no way you're actually made up like this. Except you are.
And it's not like you don't look like this often. You like getting your hair done and putting makeup on, but it's never on a day where you're planning on seeing him. You're usually with your friends, going to some craft fair, or seeing Daella, or Margaery, or going shopping at the outlet mall in Duskendale. And when you do get dressed up, you always change the second you get home. So he never gets to see you. Not really.
But today... today, you're dropping Maegor off because you and Margaery are going to some fancy wine-and-paint night and you thought you'd go grab dinner before you went. Maegor is beyond excited about your makeup because when you kissed his cheek, it left a mark, so he made you do his hand like "a tattoo."
Now he's walking up to Aerion's trailer with his tattoo and his coloring book, and his father is sitting on the steps waiting for him, but he isn't looking at him. He's looking at you and his cigarette is burning to the filter because he's no longer smoking it.
"Hi Daddy!" Maegor waves the coloring book at him and Aerion nearly jumps out of his skin. "Look! Mama did a tattoo!"
"Yeah? Let me see, bug." He sits up and reaches out for his son, letting Maegor climb up on his knee to show him the lipstick mark on the back of his hand. And he's saying things, but Aerion isn't listening to him. He's looking over his head at you. You look so fucking beautiful that his mouth is dry. He can't think. He's got his kid in his lap and he can't think about anything but you.
You're wearing a pink dress that's thin enough that he can see the shape of you under it. And there's a little bow in your hair that's not doing shit to contain all the volume of it. Your lips are slick and shiny and he's thinking about how they'd feel on him, if they'd be sticky. You're wearing these high heels that make your legs look a million miles long and he's actually looking at them. He's never looked at your shoes a day in his life. Your nails are painted this shimmery white and his brain is imagining them drawing blood down his back.
"Mommy's pretty," Maegor says, and he can see you blush out of the corner of his eye, the color rising up your chest, making your cleavage all flushed and he wants to bite it. "She got all dressed for Aunt Margee."
"Yeah," is all he can manage. "Looks nice."
You come over to give your son a kiss and Aerion actually watches your lips as they press to your son's cheek. He's imagining them on him. He's imagining how they'd part when he put his tongue in your mouth. How they'd look around him. Your perfume is making him dizzy. It's light and sweet and so unlike you that he's overwhelmed by it.
"Aerion, I'll pick him up around ten, okay?" You're looking at him now and he can see himself reflected in your eyes. He looks as stupid as he feels.
"Mhm. Sure." He watches you turn and walk away, your shoes making that clicking sound as you walk to your car. He wants to drop Maegor and run after you. He wants to grab you and kiss you and beg you to be with him again. He wants to apologize for every shitty thing he's ever done and kiss your feet. But he doesn't. He just sits there with his son in his lap and his heart in the backseat of your car, watching you drive off to a paint and sip where fucking Margaery will get to enjoy his girl.
The second you're gone and Maegor is watching cartoons inside, he's on the phone with a very drunk Daeron saying, "I need you to fuckin' shoot me." Because he's realized he wants to fuck you more than he wants his next breath. It's the most unholy he's ever felt.
By ten, he's only just started to breathe normally. He's taken a shower and tried to scrub the image of your legs in your pretty shoes from his brain. But when you come to pick up your son, he can smell the wine on you and see that your lipstick has faded some. You're back to looking like his girl again. There's a spot of red paint on your cheek, and you look perfect.
The second Maegor is in the car and asleep in his booster, he's pressing you up against the door and forcing your mouth open with his. He's licking the wine off your tongue and tasting the cherry on your lips and sucking all the air out of your lungs. You're gasping against him with your nails digging into his neck, and he's getting high off it. It's like he's finally functional again.
"You're so damn pretty, baby. Fuck you."
You're giggling against his lips and pulling back. He knows what you're going to say, that you've been drinking and Maegor is in the car, but he doesn't want to hear it. So he kisses you again and tries not to lose his goddamn mind when your hands find their way into his hair and you're laughing into his mouth as you tug on it until it stings.
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Benjamin Evan Ainsworth on the connection between Daeron and Tessarion: “For Daeron, Tessarion is the only person who has been with him all this time, who has lived a similar life.”
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Was initially ambivalent towards Daeron but now I definitely need this story to end with him escaping (especially considering the ambiguous fate he had even by the unreliable histories standards of F&B)... preferably with Tessarion.
Even though the show as a whole is a tragedy, it would be nice to have some glimmers.
Daeron physically flinching when Ormund was having his tantrum and Tessarion being overprotective of Daeron when Ormund is around ohh i do not like the implications of that at all
gwayne described daeron as “kind” to alicent, the highest compliment he could think of. this is contrasted with how he described ormund as “cruel,” presumably when they were younger. maybe this even speaks to abuse or mistreatment gwayne suffered
it would be so cool to have gwayne end up at tumbleton later this season, so he can fight to save daeron and his kind nature from ormund. in a way perhaps no one was around to fight for gwayne, once
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