in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

european culture is rooting against your own country in eurovision

can't believe i'm seeing brits talk about how they don't watch eurovision anymore because we always come dead last as if that isn't one of the funniest and best parts of the contest

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)