There's so much OSHA......

- NO NSFW or suggestive asks, please!

- Between Pizza Sim and Pizzaplex.

- Sammy Emily is a real character from the Silver Eyes Trilogy, and while he doesn't do anything in canon, he is relevant to my AU.

- THIS IS AN AU BLOG!!!!! Things will be different and contradict canon.

- very little art [mod can't draw people] but occasionally will include an in-character doodle

- Mod is Mixit, any ooc asks should be adressed to me OR labeled as such.

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Mod Mixit - ooc posts

Sambles - in-character posts

Finally, someone gets it. Balloon Boy is just a little kid! All kids are a little annoying, but I don't see anyone kicking them!

I'm going to make sure we have Balloon Boy in our better Freddy's. Maybe I could even do something with DeeDee! Everyone loves DeeDee too, right?

I've been taking breaks to send Mr. FazEnt pictures of Catfish. Charlie thinks I should block him. I'm not going to tell him anything important.

My favorite pizza is cheese, bacon, sausage, chicken, and mushroom! If it's from Freddy's, though, then plain cheese.

I'm sorry my dad and uncle gave your grandfather mercury poisoning. Charlie says she is also sorry.

I don't think Mr. Fazbear is giving anyone mercury poisoning though? He seems really sorry about his earlier emails. I got an actual apology and everything! I think he meant it.

He's actually kind of nice????? After the first two rude ones I stopped reading them entirely, but the one he sent me earlier today was actually very thoughtful. To the anon that said they're checking my blog, you were right, but I think that's made him be nice to me?

He said he was sorry to hear that the game was canceled [He plays my games?!] and that he looked forward to my future projects!

Charlie doesn't trust him. I'm drafting a reply. Maybe I was wrong about him? Don't worry, I did go out and talk to people today. Charlie thinks ordering a coffee doesn't count but I think it does!

I don't want to replace Mike! No one can replace Mike!

......Charlie has been telling me to go talk to people. I don't want to. It won't be the same. It'll never be the same. I miss Mike. I miss Mom. I.....

Gregory's endoskeleton is pretty much done. I'm going to start the AI today. I don't know. I found something weird on my front porch. It's a box with some weird glowing stuff in it.

I'm shutting down the game. I don't know what went wrong, but it's not worth it if this is what it does to people.

I don't know what happened at all. I've been talking to just about everyone in charge of the project. No one knows what started it.

The very first beta tester was a man named Jeremy, and he CUT HIS FACE OFF with a paper slicer. No one knows why. They think it's because his wife left him, or something like that? I don't know.

The next was a girl, and she vanished. Apparently she coded in some kind of tapes into the game? Voice logs? I don't know. They're still trying to find her. Missing persons report and everything.

The last person that I know of is named Vanessa, I think? Apparently she's been acting weird ever since she started playing and now she's putting in her two weeks and jumping to some kind of Fazbear Entertainment delivery service, or something like that?

I think.... maybe I should just cancel it. I mean, what the heck happened? I've got to get a copy so I can see what's going on.

Charlie keeps saying it's not my fault. She knows something but she won't tell me what. I don't....

Oh, I know FazEnt is keeping tabs on me! Their owner keeps sending me incredibly rude emails. I bet he's reading this right now! Jokes on you, Mr. Email, I don't read anything you send me!

If they try to take my cat or my projects, I'll just report them to the police. I have a very awesome lawyer, too.

And you'd be right about that last part. Half the time people seem to forget I even exist, and the other half expect me to be exactly like my dad... or they ask me when I'm planning on signing on to Fazbear. Sometimes I wonder if things would be better if I was an Afton. Mike would hate to hear me say that. Charlie gets it a little, I think.

Wait, do you work for Fazbear? If you do, stop trying to recruit me! I'm making my own, better, safer Freddy's!

That's so true however she did break my microwave trying to play Doom last time so I am a little worried.

She also nearly destroyed my TV trying to possess it so she could scare me. So. It might not ALWAYS be okay.

I...... am not doing that. Thank-you for the suggestion, though!