Unfollow Me

You can show me the legal things. I don’t wanna be the reason you’re fired.

I could. IF you want. I’m free a lot on the weekends.

You love them, duh.

But what if it dies?

One time I had a crush on an assistant director on a short film I was working on, so I found him on facebook and found out everything about his life and the lives of his ex-girlfriends. Apparently he was dating this girl in 2014 but I don’t think they’re dating anymore because she moved to Tel Aviv. Also his mom ran a marathon 2 months ago and his sister got another puppy.

That’s really kind of creepy. Though I feel like anyone could find info if they dug enough.

It wasn’t even that hard. I didn’t have to do any digging. I just keyed in her name with her roommate’s and it popped up. They posted a photo of themselves in front of their apartment on twitter. Street sign was visible and they even posted their apartment number. 

Oh I didn’t follow her or anything. And I wiped the information after I found it. I couldn’t even tell you the girls name now. I don’t really want to know about her. But people make it so easy. 

Oh. I mean. I wasn’t going to go to their house or anything. It’s practice.

I mean I can show you but most of that stuff is illegal. And I work for the NYPD now.

Oh shit, that’s some serious stuff. You found all that out on the computer? You’re really into all that stuff aren’t you?

Yeah. It’s easy once you get into it. Plus it’s interesting. People are strange.

It’s not too bad. The apartment three over had a murder in it three years ago though.

I wouldn’t know what to do with a dog.

Oh it’s a girl?