I glomped a man in reno just to hear him squee

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

The Thing About Me Is That Welp Im A Big Girl

Its Also True That Im Brave

realizing you're the biggest pervert in a room is a scary feeling. like oh nooo in my circles i'm like an entry level pervert at best... i'm only into really basic stuff like computers and wound fingering and surgery.

How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.

I was blown to a smithereen, just the one

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

Holy shit you may be on to something