Jane Eyre still captures what it’s like to be a weird angry little girl (which isn’t something you grow out of being, you just get better at hiding it) better than anything I’ve ever read

every episode of spn is like okay we’re gonna spilt up dean you go confront an element of the narrative that will make clear how the abuse you endured as a child continues to harm your self worth and makes you repress every desire you’ve ever had. sam you go interrogate the milf

it’s part of the charm

oh to be jacks, eating my apples, bothering the innocent, and teasing evangeline INSTEAD I HAVE TO WORK MY MINIMUM WAGE JOB ALL DAY. WHY CANT I JUST BE JACKS!!!

hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

The worst thing the universe can do to a person, is send them the right person at the wrong time.

mens thighs.

men should be wearing shorter shorts