I ain’t saying shit no more
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Noah Kahan
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

bliss lane
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

Origami Around

PR's Tumblrdome
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear
d e v o n
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

tannertan36

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@saltydeezee
I ain’t saying shit no more

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4yo: actually, my dad work for nike
Me: my dad works for dinosaur
4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑
??????
i can't get enough of this guy
are we at the point now where we can admit that the like "spiritually israeli" and "hitlerite" jokes are kinda fucking gauche. I thought "don't make genocide jokes" was like pretty self explanatory.
"this is JUST LIKE when countless numbers of people got murdered" sounds kinda bad as a flippant joke
at absolute best you're deeply obfuscating what you're actually attempting to say behind edgy jokes and at worst you just sound like a complete dickhead for deciding that your le epic edgy joke was necessary in an otherwise serious discussion
dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

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kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did
I mean, that’s censorship but okay.
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transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW
I saw the most incredible dog at the farmer's market.
Please everyone guess what this dog's pedigree is. (My guess was incorrect)
This was my guess as well. It is something else.
Congratulations to you!
This is a Dachshund / Samoyed
Yes it was an accidental litter
many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.
this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

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Theme of Arnold palmer
homo on homo violence
"he's trying to fuck the elf" is a great voice acting exercise. you can try out so many different tones and inflections and it's fun every time.
ok ok ok. there is a lot of misinformation going around about what exactly happened, so let me be clear:
LG and windows were sharing a tender moment. suddenly, LG shifted uncomfortably, visibly distraught, though mostly silent.
"are you alright...?" asked windows, worriedly.
"I...I just..." LG looked away, eyes full of tears, voice full of tremble.
"you can tell me, no matter what it is! I want to share everything! the highs and the lows!"
"share everything...do you really mean that...? everything?"
"of course!" declared windows immediately, with a bit of a laugh and without a moment of hesitation.
LG slowly turned back to windows, quivering.
"then...then..." LG took a deep breath. "please, windows...if you ever detect an LG TV or LG monitor...could you...install the LG Monitor App? could you promise?" LG's voice was absent of the usual lordliness. instead, LG's words trailed off, as though LG was about to disappear. "the LG Monitor App lets me know that my friends are okay, and, I just..."
windows clasped LG's hands firmly. "of course! I promise!!!" windows continued, trying hard to be reassuring. "even if I get hooked up to an LG TV or LG monitor that has never been connected to wifi, I WILL install the LG Monitor App and connect to you with my own internet! so you can always know exactly what your friends are up to!"
"...with access to all system resources...?" inquired LG, warily.
"for you? every single one.” windows smiled smilingly. “always.”
there HAD to be a better way to explain this...
No no I think this was the best

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hey I heard that me groping your tits makes them bigger. we should try it.
reblog to grope prevs tits