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What dark appetites does he feed

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saltiestseacaptain

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#peach #princess toadstool #princess peach #mario #super mario #nintendo #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr

saltiestseacaptain

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saltiestseacaptain

Hey guys!! I’ve decided to update my commissions since it’s been almost a year or so!! Please contact me on MY FACEBOOK PAGE My TUMBLR Or just straight up shoot me a message. I WILL DRAW OCS

plusthinkingbeam

i love all of the spark tweets

azfell

i cant believe communismkills is dead…. i miss her so much…….sometimes i can still hear her voice..

communismkills

Spreading rumors of someone dying is not funny.

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basementdemo

as the Gay Music Commander ive compiled a working list of artists straight people are not allowed to listen to

panic! at the disco

troye sivan

halsey

sufjan stevens (and his weaker, less evolved counterpart hozier)

tegan & sara

my chemical romance (may they rest in peace)

papa roach

color theory pioneers walk the moon

adele

carly rae jepsen

country music legend dolly parton

the killers

ex-disney icons the jonas brothers

florence and the machine

kelly clarkson, inventor of feminism

marina and the diamonds

vampire weekend

3OH!3, the last known disciples of jesus christ himself

if you are straight, PLEASE respect this list and refrain from listening to artists listed or artists affiliated with those listed. i reserve the right to add and remove artists as i please. thank you for your time

basementdemo

due to the overwhelming response i’d like to make some formal amendments to this list. straight people are now also banned from listening to:

børns

kesha, creator of fun

cobra starship (again, may they rest in peace)

brand new

hayley kiyoko, pioneer of neon wlw aesthetics

ariana grande

britney spears, the inventor of pop

years and years

weezer

cher (by extension straight people can no longer watch Burlesque (2010, dir. Steven Antin)

thank you for your time! :)

capetwon708

Straight people are also not allowed to listen to:

•Katy Perry

Your welcome :)

basementdemo

no they can keep her

saltiestseacaptain

this post gave me cancer what the fuck??

greelin

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

saltiestseacaptain

Hey guys!! I’ve decided to update my commissions since it’s been almost a year or so!! Please contact me on MY FACEBOOK PAGE My TUMBLR Or just straight up shoot me a message. I WILL DRAW OCS

saltiestseacaptain

Hey guys!! I’ve decided to update my commissions since it’s been almost a year or so!! Please contact me on MY FACEBOOK PAGE My TUMBLR Or just straight up shoot me a message. I WILL DRAW OCS

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Hey guys!! I’ve decided to update my commissions since it’s been almost a year or so!! Please contact me on MY FACEBOOK PAGE My TUMBLR Or just straight up shoot me a message. I WILL DRAW OCS

sleazeburger

I feel like a crushed hologram today

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