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ashfartsz

Hes so fucking stupid

saltedpastas

why the fuck would you say that about him

#transformers #transformers animated #shitpost #shitposting #random shit

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

saltedpastas

Pretty much

#shitposting #shitpost #idk man #all my posts are shitposts

paleo-plush-otd

today's plush of the day is:

Jurassic World Rebirth Spinosaurus by Mattel!

saltedpastas

THIS is the kind of autism I fuck with heavy

#paleo plush #dinosaur #stuffed animal #plushie #mattel #jurassic world #spinosaurus #plush of the day #shitposting #shitpost

lintufriikki

a new shockwave figure came out and i need to share the vision cos i can't help but see the little head pipes as cute pink ribbons 🥺🎀

he's absolutely gorgeous...

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Giving shockwave head pats like a cat before he tear my skin off for looking at him <3

#transformers #shockwave #maccadam #transformers fanart #maccadams #art #tf toys

I biblically need pedro pascal

#pedro pascal #pedrohub #shitposting #shitpost #idk man #all my posts are shitposts #meme #memes #autism #tumblr please i reposted this because its cute please don't suggest weird goofy fan art #drunk omg #Scotland

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My mind after one (1) coffee trying not to violently shit myself

#shitposting #shitpost #idk man #all my posts are shitposts #coffee #meme daddy #relatable memes #I may have ibs #shit

ghostonthebalcony-deactivated20

I'm just funny like that

saltedpastas

I feel like light would 100% have a political TikTok account

#death note #light yagami #doodle #ukrtumblr #cool ass art

thealmostthursday

life eternal - mello

#ok so this is insane #genuinely one of the best pieces of art I’ve ever seen #death note

Oh nice! Someone reblogged my po-

#what #huh #shitposting #shitpost #idk man #all my posts are shitposts #usernames

The L theme blasting and the camera angles going crazy and it’s me in the calculator app trying to work out 8x6

#shitposting #shitpost #death note #lawlight #light yagami #illtakeapotatochipandeatit

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pukicho

Nigga stop fucking making music oh my god

Envious of my unequivocal talent

saltedpastas

Pretty sure this is what the haters said to Van Gogh

#shitposting #idk something funny or witty

ziivual

what do i put here chat

this is the show

#death note #l lawliet #light yagami #lawlight #shitposting

finding out theres a garlic bread tag on tumblr is like man discovering fire for the first time

#garlic bread #all my posts are shitposts #shitposting #shitpost

bonecreek

Honeywell, Tobias. let's drink with mama. 2025, digital media.

#dinosaur #parasaurolophus #parasaur #paleoart #godilovedinosaurs

nem23

saltedpastas

Typa shit my mum expects me to do while she's out

#shitpost #icanhearthesong

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bugblast

highlight

#death note #I know for a fact that L greened out

kaijuno

Made some friends today

#my daily routine #frogs and toads #frog #ribbit

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