I Love Eggrolls

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

Coughing up blood doesn't make sense for 99% of injuries and illnesses in fiction but it's HOT and I think the sexiness of whump outweighs the medical accuracy most of the time. I WILL die on this hill and I will be coughing up blood as I do so.

i simply do not vibe with the concept of having to give away human hours of my life in exchange for the necessities of living

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ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

forever missing the person i could’ve been if i wasn’t sick

Fake claimers are a much bigger threat to disabled people than fakers ever will be.