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– SEASON 1 –

janeway: good morning

janeway: I’m calling this weekly briefing to order

janeway: report

b'elanna: the warp core is stable and running at optimal efficiency, captain

neelix: and we’re fine on foodstuffs provided we restock within the next month

harry: there’s a star system with a class-m planet approximately 25 light years away

tom: I can have us there in ten days, ma'am

janeway: excellent work, all of you

janeway: set a course for that planet

janeway: dismissed

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– SEASON 7 –

janeway: good morning

chakotay: it’s like 4:00 in the afternoon

janeway: is that why I’m the only one with a mimosa?

janeway: anyway let’s not make this longer than three minutes

harry: scans show–

janeway: you can tell chakotay about it later, NEXT

tom: my birthday is coming up

chakotay: we know, we got a copy of your itemized list

tom: well I’m amending it

b'elanna: you don’t want the chariot pulled by dolphins?

tom: no I do, but I also want to go to disney world

janeway: fine, go to disney world

tom: I shouldn’t have to program my own birthday present!

harry: I’ll do it

janeway: neither of you are doing anything, my thigh muscles are still recovering from risa unchained: women warriors at the river of blood edition

harry: TMI TMI!!!

tom: uh we don’t even have that program

b'elanna: oh look at the time, I think the warp core is about to explode, I need to go

janeway: now now, I know we’re dangerously close to exceeding three minutes, but sit down

janeway: in answer to your question tom, yes, we can go to disney world

tom: then you’ll let harry program it?

janeway: no, let’s just go to the real disney world

tuvok: captain, the terran amusement park known as disney world has not been operational since the 22nd century

janeway: oh ye of little faith

harry: wait a minute–

chakotay: do you mean–

b'elanna: are we really going to–

tom: OHMYGOSH TEMPORAL SHENANIGANS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

janeway:

and that's literally stargate. that's the point of the whole show. humans are so curious and hungry to learn and grow and find new things and the beauty of stargate is showing humans Doing Space Travel in present day. star wars is past, star trek is future but stargate is right now and thats The Thesis.

She's knows her crew, she knows what her ship can do, and is happy to shove it up some alien's ass. That "do NOT fuck with me" attitude got her far in the Delta Quadrant.

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

T'Pel asking with pure Vulcan sarcasm if they had fun and in the middle of Tuvok replying that Vulcans only do their duty not have Fun, Janeway (still slightly hungover and wearing sunglasses) slings an arm around his shoulders and says, "SO MUCH fun. You should've been there, T'Pel. You should've seen the way your man risked it all to save my sorry ass from a sentient liquid people. We almost died again."

T'Pel: "Again?"

Tuvok: "....we meditated after."

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