romeo lima tango whiskey

We BOLTH needed a restart; and we were, BOLTH of us far more afraid of more pain than the restart itself.

Who's your best friend?

Absofuckinlutely

And, suck it hard.

It's to early for this crap 🤷‍♂️

my story

A student once told me, "Every morning, I wait for the smell of your no-kill-people-juice before I come into your class." I questioned his - moniker. He answered, "You drink coffee; you no kill people." We glared at one another; I sipped, and said, "Fair enough, my man. Take your seat." I sipped. He was one of the good ones.

Someone told me, "Your girl is a moon girl," and haf NO idea how right they were.

I feel called the FUCK out. And of ALL people - it was @alibabe48. Et tu, motherfuckin Brutus?!?

Two things can be true at the same time; this is funny AF; this is true if, and only if the marriage is false, or fail(ing/ed).