Sallow Hills

╔═.═.✾. ═  LOG *** :  Martin Blackwood  |  cis man, he/they  |  32 years old. 

Just spotted MARTIN BLACKWOOD around town.  Our records show that they remember everything from their source : The Magnus Archives (canon).   They were first spotted in March, 2023 and our best guess is that their last memory is the events of the Magnus Archives Series Finale.  Archivists watching them state that they still have that yearning poet, tea maker, lonely prone vibe about them. 

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝

↳・゜harvey guillen . 

↳・゜stella (she/her), 28, cst.

╔═.✾. ═  LOG *** :  Castiel  |  cis male (human vessel), he/him  |  ??? years old. 

Just spotted CASTIEL/CAS around town.  Our records show that they remember [everything] from their source : Supernatural (canon).   They were first spotted in March 2023 and our best guess is that their last memory is/would be surviving Purgatory alongside Dean (and Benny).  Archivists watching them state that they still have the tousled hair, gentlehearted but badass/takes no shit, loyal, celestial aesthetics vibe about them. 

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝↳・゜Berk Cankat . ↳・゜Hadley, they/them, SMT . 

╔═.✾. ═  LOG *** :  sam winchester  |  cis man, he/him |  31 years old. 

Just spotted SAM WINCHESTER around town.  Our records show that they remember [most things] from their source : supernatural (canon).   They were first spotted in November 2022 and our best guess is that their last memory is/would be losing cas and dean to purgatory and running from the hunting life.  Archivists watching them state that they still have the youngest child syndrome, sleepless nights, cups of coffee gone cold, nose buried in a book vibe about them. 

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝↳・゜aaron tevit . ↳・ scout (they/she). 20. gmt. 

╔═.✾. ═  LOG *** :  dean winchester |  cis man, he/him |  36.

Just spotted DEAN / THE RIGHTEOUS MAN around town.  Our records show that they remember [ some things ] from their source : supernatural (canon).   They were first spotted in july 2021 and our best guess is that their last memory would be closing the gates of hell & sam “dying”.  Archivists watching them state that they still have the eldest child syndrome, lack of understanding of self, fear of breaking the norm, protector of the weak, dad rock blasting vibe about them.

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝ ↳・゜eoin macken.

↳・゜hahahahaha mental state: falling back into supernatural and dragging scout with me. ANYWAY. i am pulling dean from just after the season 8 finale, but with a bit of a twist. instead of saving sam by allowing ezekiel/gadreel take over, dean believes sam died closing the gates of hell. he also believes cas was successful in closing the gates of heaven and is forever locked up there (not that he’s mourning that all no, no no no). after roaming around america for a month, he found that he only saw sorrow and the people he lost there. with heaven and hell closed for business, dean figured that the hunters no longer needed him and he could finally leave the business. he boarded a trans-altantic ship with baby and ended up in ireland, and then in wales. he was just driving around northern wales when he crossed into sallow hills. the time jump, truthfully, wasn’t that much of a shock to dean, nor were the supernatural beings. what was as shock was the fact that his favorite freaking characters were here. kate fucking kane and tim drake! luke freaking skywalker.

but despite that excitement, he carries the weight of his lost brother and definitely not way more than a friend but dean is too repressed to acknowledge it. he’s working at the mechanics currently, spending his days buried in cars.

transcript from Anonymous Radio Host - february 17

The air was a crisp autumn chill when they walked by the Radio Station late last night.  I was up, talking with Station Management, and the world seemed to go quiet as they walked by.  There was an unthinkable power in the way they moved, in the way they just walked towards the fence and let themselves into town.  Station Management was not there when I turned back around - they too felt the power in this person. And I must say: not much scares Station Management. 

the sallow times - february 19

On the Case

According to Canary, Cardinal, and Cockatoo, masked vigilantes have made an appearance offering their help in tracking down the source of these murders.  Batwoman, Robin, Batgirl, and a team of detectives they’ve collected are on the case, and it’s encouraged that you assist them in any way that you can.  Batwoman has made contact with one of our editors here, assuring us that news of what they find will come to us first so we can deliver it to the people of Sallow Hills.  Ensure you are subscribed to our forum for quicker updates.  

the sallow times - february 22

Identities Discovered. 

Cardinal has reached out to the Sallow Times with more identities of bodies that they have made.   While all the bodies have been discovered and time and cause of death are nearly complete, the identity of many bodies is still yet to be named.  

Today, the Cardinal delivers us with three more names.  Jamie Lannister, Armitage Hux, and Negan Smith.  Once again they are asking those who have the mental capacity to, come down and see if they can identify any of the bodies. 

transcript from Anonymous Radio Host - february 28

The month of love and hate is coming to a close, and if there are any other special people you would like to proclaim your feelings to, please ensure to.  The proper procedure is to stand on your roof at 10:02 at night and simply announce their name.  Listen for your name, and you might have a new lover.  Or enemy.   

In other news, the mysterious powerful person has begun making a name for themselves in town.  I was told by one of you dear lovely listeners that they went straight to the archives and neither they nor Armes were seen for days.   How peculiar, as it is not hermit week.  

the sallow times - march 2

The Legacy Continues

In a shocking turn of events that have turned many for a loop, a person has come into town proclaiming to be Armes E. Sallow’s child.  Wynn Sallow was first spotted in town on the night of February 16th by the anonymous radio host.  The Host declined to comment, stating that Station Management (not to be confused with the station owner, and in fact, we have no records of a Station Management) would not be happy if they did.   

Wynn was not seen by many for the first week that they were here, though recently both they and Armes were spotted in town, talking quietly amongst themselves.  This, along with Armes E. Sallow’s lack of comment otherwise, has led many of us here to believe that this truly is the child of Sallow.  Mr. Davies, a local in town that many of you may know, did comment for us.  

“I ain’t never knew that Armes had a kid.  Can’t even think of when she would’ve.  There were a couple months in the late eighties when she was just starting to set up the Research Center that she wasn’t seen a lot, so maybe it happened around then?”

the sallow times - March 10

The Bat Breaks News

We have received news from our group of detectives that have been investigating the bodies around town.  It has been decided that there is not a shadow of a doubt that we are dealing with a serial killer.   The detectives ask that we do not panic, as that may only make things worse in the long run.  They were kind enough to deliver to us the facts that they know.  

It appears that there is a very clear pattern to the killings.  Every year there is a single week in which one person is killed every day of that week.  The month has varied every year, though they posit that this year we may have seen a repeat month.  There have been no bodies found from this year, though Batwoman believes that the identifying of these bodies so early on in the year may have helped stave off more occurring.  As of now, they have been calling the culprit the Advent Killer.

They are not sure who is responsible, or if it is one person or multiple.  It is asked that you bring any information you might have to the Newspaper, and we will deliver it to our masked detectives. 

the sallow times - march 16

Town Hall Recap 

Last night there was a town hall meeting that multiple of our reporters went to.  With the reveal of a serial killer likely being responsible for many deaths in Sallow Hills, many within town have been calling for answers.  They have not been looking to the Mayor, however, but to Armes E. Sallow herself.  

While Sallow Hills is a proud democracy with a mayor, it has always been apparent that Ms. Sallow has had much power in this town, with her command of the archives and of the Research Center.  It is due to these two commands that she has, that many have been calling for her removal, or for her to have further oversight.  Finn, mayoral assistant, commented, “It’s not about her.  It’s about the fact that there’s someone out there killing people, and out of everyone, she was the most likely person to be able to realize what is happening.  I gave her missing person reports, she records everyone coming into town, and we don’t even know what they’re researching half the time.” 

There were two loud voices at Town Hall last night.  Florence Tenners, vocal member of the neighborhood watch and ex-military personnel, was vocal for more oversight.  He sighted his experience with known Sallow Hills killer, Victor Zsasz, and proposed that there needs to be a stronger hand in Sallow Hills to prevent these things from happening.  

Margaret James, foreman of the Port and head of import and export in town, proposed that the power Armes controls should not fall to one person, but rather a company of people.  She also went on a tangent about profits, and how this disarray occurring in Sallow Hills currently only proves that thinking “solely about everyone, without thinking of individuals, leads to destruction.”  After this, Mr. Davies had to be removed for the comments he made after this.  

╔═.✾. ═  LOG *** :  Katniss Everdeen  |  afab nonbinary, she / they  |  19 years old. 

Just spotted KATNISS EVERDEEN around town.  Our records show that they remember [everything] from their source: The Hunger Games trilogy (canon) .  They were first spotted in March 2023 and our best guess is that their last memory would be slow dancing with Peeta in their home just a few nights ago.  Archivists watching them state that they still have the sleepless nights, messy braids, dry humor, and loyalty to causes they deem worthy vibe about them. 

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝↳・゜Ellyn Jade . ↳・゜Hadley, they/them, you’re all enablers (affectionate) . 

╔═.✾. ═ LOG *** : jonathan sims | cisman, he/him | 30 years old.

Just spotted JONATHAN SIMS around town. Our records show that they remember [some things] from their source : the magnus archives (canon). They were first spotted in april 2020 and our best guess is that their last memory is the scotland safehouse. Archivists watching them state that they still have the the smell of coffee lingering on his shirts, messy hair, bags under his eyes, stuttered words & shaking hands vibe about them.

━ from Armes E. Sallow’s personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝↳・゜dev patel . ↳・゜nano.

╔═.✾. ═  LOG  :  Sasha James |  cis woman, she/her  |  26 years old. 

Just spotted SASHA JAMES around town.  Our records show that they remember [ fake memories ] from their source : the magnus archives (canon).   They were first spotted in February 2023 and our best guess is that their last memory is entering archive storage during jane prentiss’ siege of the archives.  Archivists watching them state that they still have that warm mug of tea on a cold day, curious as a cat, hand knit jumpers, smell of old books vibe about them. 

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝

↳・゜Golshifteh Farahani. 

↳・゜scout (they/she). 20. GMT. 

╔═.✾. ═  LOG *** :  Bucky Barnes  |  cis male, he/him  |  32 years old. 

Just spotted JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES / BUCKY BARNES around town.  Our records show that they remember everything from their source: Marvel Cinematic Universe (canon).  They were first spotted in January 2023and our best guess is that their last memory is watching Steve Rogers pass the Captain America shield on to Sam Wilson.  Archivists watching them state that they still have the loyalty, phantom pains from missing limbs, knife collections, and atonement for one’s past vibe about them. 

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝↳・゜ miles mcmillan . ↳・゜ Hadley (they/them). 27 . US mountain / MST . 

╔═.✾. ═  LOG 202302.18 :  nina zenik  |  cis female, she/her  |  23 years old. 

Just spotted NINA / CORPSEWITCH around town.  Our records show that they remember nothing from their source : six of crows/grishaverse (canon).   They were first spotted in february 2023 and our best guess is that their last memory would be begging for help breaking into Hellgate.  Archivists watching them state that they still have the chocolate stained aprons, confident demeanor, gentle heart, lack of fear, flowing skirts and bohemian style, flirtatious smiles, and the scent of roses & cocoa & maple & sweet sugar & a hint of cinnamon vibe about them. 

━  from Armes E. Sallow’s  personal archives. ═.✾. ═╝

↳・゜danielle galligan . 

↳・゜raven (they/them). 25. est.