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you ask buford what dying feels like and he says not everything is about you flopjeet

how to become retroactively 10 years on estrogen

yeah whatever the second best time to plant a tree is now there is always time it's never too late etc etc. but also like half of my problems ultimately trace back to "there was never a chance in hell of me getting on estrogen early enough to avoid the damage testosterone did to me" and I'm allowed to be upset or atleast miffed about it

oh you figured it out too late? Well that's a moot point really because your family would've been unaccepting at the time and your country's medical system's method of trans healthcare is "waste as much time as possible in the hopes they detransition or die" so like yeah no matter what it was kinda inevitable you'd have broad shoulders narrow hips and have to spend a bunch of money on laser

and like yeah whatever cis women have those too, I'm #fucking valid or whatever. shut uppp I don't caaaaaaare. I don't need to be welcomed to womanhood. I don't need reassurance that clocky girls are valid. I don't even care about passing that much I just want to look in the mirror without being upset. can I have that. can I fucking mourn. can I be a little pissed off and sad that I have to deal with this? can you fucking handle that without shutting me down and telling me I'm wrong to feel dysphoria about anything in the first place?

if you're a boy, try eating a girlberry

Trying to explain inflation as a result of late stage capitalist greed to an American: okay so imagine a burger

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

what is the point of conversation? if your answer is “scratch my own itches”— reevaluate. i dont know how to tell you that you should care about other people

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

they dont let me in mcdolalds anymore because i stole a gallorn of sodup coka cola

I know this place... Dimple and mapler lived here...

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

Gay French porn: sucking on a cheauxd

All the great poets were, at one point, ignored