chai

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

noticed how nobody ever really talks about the uglier parts of being obsessed. not the romanticized stuff: “i’d carve their name into my skin” or the “i want to isolate them from the world” lines people throw around like poetry. i mean the real, uncomfortable parts. the moments when you get angry with your darling and for a split second, that love turns sour in your chest. when you feel that sharp, violent frustration bubbling up and you hate yourself for even thinking it. nobody talks about how terrifying it is to love someone so much that your emotions start to eat each other alive.

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

Feeling,,,the itch again (the intense urge to worship someone and create a new religion centered around them)