Do you belive in magic?

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

i didn’t turn 18 for this

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

This will never get old.

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

health insurance, life insurance, a diverse portfolio of investments

having to make your own doctors apointments, “Rentenversicherungsbescheid”, owning a landline….

Attending city council meetings.

Attending PTA meetings, that shoulder/knee that hurts at random times for no apparent reason, rogaine

Dealing with customers who think they’re always right

Taking your car to the mechanic

Waking up sore for no reason

Does that mole look weird to you? Why do the gray hairs stand up straight? I have a department meeting at 9:30.

Waiting in line at the DMV, performance reviews, checking your credit report

Parents evenings

Your very first colonoscopy.

SPREADSHEETS

spreadsheets- *with macros*

What pokemon is this?

Did you know that if you start watching episode 48 of My Hero Academia at 11:43:07 PM on December 31st, Kirishima will catch Bakugo in his hand at exactly midnight? Start your New Year off right