saladis-good

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

explaining Nona-era Griddlehark is like. Yeah they haven’t made out yet, on account of Gideon being dead and stuck behind Harrow’s brain for nine months and Harrow astral projecting for six consecutive months after that. Well except for that one time when Harrow’s body kissed Gideon on the mouth, but that doesn’t really count because her body (not to be confused with The Body) was being possessed by a six month old amnesiac version of The Body (that is, the Girl in the Tomb but not the girl currently in the tomb, who is Harrow), who as you may remember is the third corner of the core Harrow love quadrangle. Except that’s kind of a simplification because it’s implied that the amnesiac soul in Harrow’s body is at least a little bit part-Harrow and part-Gideon. And she only kissed Gideon because she thought Gideon looked sad, she actually thinks redheads are very unattractive.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg