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bugs when you lift up a rock:
the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
THATS HOME DEPOT ???
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
.....ace hardware....?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
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he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???
delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful
From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?
it is now
@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?
Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???
software ??
I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.
I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.
gazelle??
oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements
that's fucking adele
isn’t delaware that place you go when you die
youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there
how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made
we live in america?
I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time
..... are you talking about Doordash???
Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.
THATS HEY THERE DELILAH
Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
stop i do not want to think about this
Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet
Everyone on this post:
I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on
Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.
Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."
isn't delaware the god of the sea
Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?
delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword
Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.
what have i created
I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame
this post has only existed for 8 days.
This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.
World Heritage Post
fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.
This post literally fills me with life,tysm.
This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?
the hating game || op81
pairings: oscar piastri x sainz!reader, carlos sainz x sister!reader (platonic)
summary: oscar jack piastri is your teammate, and you hate his guts and he hates yours, that’s just how it’s always going to be… right?
warnings: swearing, drinking, crying, kissing
faceclaim: jenna ortega, girls on pinterest
word count: 3.5K +
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2022 season!
oscar piastri has posted!
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oscarpiastri so glad to announce that i’ll be racing in formula 1 with mclaren for the 2023 season
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mclaren glad to have you with us
user1 new rookie!!!
user2 i just know yn is MAD right now
➳ ynsainz i am *this comment is no longer available*
➳ user3 did anyone see yns deleted comment?
landonorris welcome to mclaren mate!
user4 kinda wanted him in alpine cause this means Danny ric won’t be in mclaren anymore 😭😭
ynsainz congratulations piastri
➳ user5 i just know prema’s pr team made her comment that
➳ user6 girl don’t act, we all know you hate him

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➥ i think i need someone older
i think i need someone older || fa14
pairing: fernando alonso x sainz!reader
summary: in which your favourite driver is actually falling for you
warning: age gap (10yrs), light kissing
a/n: my first fic :) pls give it attention. DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE ELSE.. this isn’t my main account so replies will be from @countryclubchemtrails
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ynsainz so proud of both my brothers for getting a podium win!! I guess you dumbasses can actually drive
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carlossainz55 did you really have to call me a dumbass? (also thank you)
➸ ynsainz yes, but it’s out of love-
➸ carlossainz55 sure it was 🙄
➸ user1 poor carlos living the younger sibling life
user2 THE SUPERIOR SAINZ
landonorris you called me your brother 🥹
➸ ynsainz cuz you are and also my favourite
➸ carlossainz55 @/ynsainz why are you like this
➸ landonorris aww thanks yn
user3 alonso in the likes 👀
➸ user4 bro you’re grasping at nothings
charles_leclerc you didn’t post me
➸ ynsainz you didn’t get a podium, why would i?
➸ user5 she didn’t hold back lmao
➸ charles_leclerc i’m hurt
Oscar Piastri if keeping things private and not telling anybody shit about his life was an olympic sport
AMORE
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a/n: i’m so unmotivated and have 10 wips so i decided not to pay any attention to them and write about oscar and interviewer!reader. this has got nothing to do with the requests, i’m just really good at procrastinating.
cw/tw: god i hope people like this as much as p1 - it’s kind of short but p3 will be done by next week 💗
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could you write something about oscar and his broken rib? maybe how you imagine how it happend, him going to the hospital to check it out, y/n taking care of him and being worried, him insisting to race,…
hope that helps with inspiration. you don‘t have to write everything from above just what you like
fortune in misfortune | oscar piastri
pairing: oscar piastri x gf!reader. note: i still can’t believe that he raced (AND WON???) with a broken rib so this was definitely fun to write. thank you for requesting it!! <3
you’re sitting on the couch, legs draped over oscar’s lap, when you notice him wince. it’s subtle, just a tiny flinch, but you catch it. you pull your eyes away from the movie and look at him, raising an eyebrow. "what’s wrong?"
Can we get oscar x teacher smau since school is starting over here in America?
Professor Piastri? | OP81
an: thank you so much for this request! i had so much fun with it. i had to remake this three times because tumblr kept deleting my progress 🫠. good luck with the start of school soon!
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requests: open
messages between oscar and yn

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Jealously, Jealously | LN4
pairing: Lando norris x driver!sister!reader
summary: you’re just jealous of how lucky lando is and it’s taking a toll on you
face claim: pictures from pinterest
type: smau
LN x Swift-Sister Reader (Part 3)
in which reader is Taylor Swift‘s younger sister 👀
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newheightshow A very special guest on today‘s episode! Listen in as the brothers talk about all things winning championships and their favorite Taylor Swift Era! 🏎️🏈🎤
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user1 THE BROTHERS?! Like.. Lando‘s one of them?
user2 Lando being a Fearless stan, so true of him
y/n_swift My guys 🥹❤️
user3 Oh good so we’re not gonna ignore the part when Lando said y/n is his favourite person?
user4 ASHFJKWIW they’re defo dating I‘m so sure
killatrav 1989 forever man
taylorswift 🤍