honey

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

When another gay is hired at your job

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!  

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?