hoy!

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

mutualing someone who just followed you is kind of like baby trapping them

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

wheres the cocteau twins summer tweet

I'm the only one who clicks your spotify links. I click all of them. Don't you realize how much you need me?

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

I'm the cunt you followed back

megan thee stallion is one of the greatest poets of our time