i can't stop thinking about it.

no use wishing now for any other sin. r. 6813 words. by cereal

the sum of educated people. pg-13. 5592 words. by cereal

show me the side streets in your life + jeff/britta continuation. pg-13. 8813 words. by cereal

nothing to say but the things i know. r. 8657 words. by cereal

a room filled up with mosquitoes. r. 5005 words. by falseeeyelashes

personal income tax 101. pg-13. 5232 words. by falseeeyelashes

free counseling. pg-13. 4000 words aprox. by jdphoenix

one night stand. pg-13. nwc. by jdphoenix

financial independence 101. pg. nwc. by jdphoenix

exurgency. r. 7102 words. by tashlae

put your arms around me (like a circle ‘round the sun) part i + part ii. r. nwc. by tashlae

made of multiple parts. r. 1447 words. by tashlae

hey remember that time?. pg-13. 2780 words. by tashlae

closed-door confrontations. pg-13. nwc. by wr1t3rbl0ck3d

because we kind of work. pg-13. nwc. by quick-ly

the hopes and dreams of a generation of faux-romantics (or, four things only jeff winger knows about britta perry). pg-13. 522 words. by foxcadavers

friday night charades of youth. pg. nwc. by isis2015

one of those girls. pg-13. 232 words. by menzjj815

five things no one in the study room knows about britta perry. pg-13. 2012 words. by confidentspice

raised by wolves part i + part ii & part iii. r. 8000 words aprox. by colonialburn

don’t let our youth go to waste part ii + part ii. pg-13. 14000 words aprox. by colonialburn

one and two. r. 3326 words. by prettypepper

snow day. r. 10003 words. by prettypepper

Jirou & Kaminari

Centrifuge? Centrifuge.

Sources: Translation of the Iliad, Full Humanitarian Law, Summary Humanitarian Law

Disclaimer: I did not read every commentary of the Geniva Conventions since 1949 so forgive me if I missed anything. Also I am aware that 800bc did not follow humanitarian law if anyone goes ‘☝️um akshually it would have been perfectly legal back then’ I am going to beat you with a stick. This is not a serious moral judgement of these characters but a play on the ‘Pick your favourite war criminal’ running joke in this fandom and an excuse to reread the Iliad.

hector was clocking in like that one minimum wage employee keeping the local pizza hut afloat.

achilles had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to troy, and he spent most of the last year of the war on strike (sulking).

they basically held odysseus’ infant son at gunpoint to make him join.

an argument could be made for menelaus wanting to be there, but the man just wanted to get his wife and get out.

paris may have started this shit but he sure as hell couldn’t finish it. hector had to drag him to the battlefield by ear daily.

Well... Yes and no.

The last time Ryland Grace was CONSCIOUS of any human touch was when he was knocked out. Absolutely true.

But the last human contact he would have had was Yao and Ilyukhina. Who were told that he was scared about panicking during launch and asked to be sedated. Who did all the pre flight checks before the Hail Mary launched. Who would have carefully, gently carried Grace to his bed in the dormitory, made sure he was secure, and initiated his coma procedure.

There would have been love there. Remember Ilyukhina throwing her hands high and saying "welcome to crew!" Remember Yao saying how he hoped Grace would say yes. Remember how much the crew trusted Grace, Stratt's First Officer, the guy who helped them so much, and was so kind to them, and was the one who they entrusted their preferred methods of suicide to. Who thought they were wonderful and brave.

They would have tucked him in. Maybe brushed his hair out of his face. Maybe said something kind to him before initiating their own coma procedures.