Ichigo Should’ve Married Me

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

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advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

You go to a swede's house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???

The entire population of Sweden getting collectively called out on twitter is funny as hell so far because every single tweet by a Swedish person is either like “first of all being racist is my cultural heritage…” or it’s “god, finally, I’ve been trying to tell everyone for years that my country is full of assholes”

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

#I was thinking about this exact tweet like yesterday#I try to remind myself of it often#that putting negative thoughts on other people is not only harmful to yourself#but also is actually a mean way to characterize a person you love and care about#and deciding to center how you think about people in a more positive light DOES help with negative self image#like it doesn’t magically cure it and I still deal with it a ton#but it’s easier when you remember that like op said. dislike is not a default state#I usually use this with loved ones but this applies to strangers too#I don’t think malicious thoughts about randos on the street#and maybe I should assume they’re the same way#rather than making a random person a villain in my head in order to hurt myself#still have social anxiety tho lol via @tisyre​

[ID: A tweet by user killdads that reads "One day I said out loud, 'when we're apart I think you must hate me, I picture you seeing my name when I text you and heaving this big sigh because I'm so annoying' and he quietly said 'that's a little mean. I wish you wouldn't picture me that way' and something clicked". /End ID]

the days leading up to your period will make you think you're under some sort of curse that's draining the life from your body and then well that does kind of turn out to be the case