sailor

i miss yuma kagiyama. he’s not dead i just miss him

yes letting me suck on your nipples helps your tits get bigger, lemme prove it

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

📞 Woman With Evil Boobs is calling

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

POV Frank Iero

I love starling fledglings. they used to follow the flock into my yard to enjoy the cat food I'd set out for them (and strays) but would just hop around with their mouths open to all the other birds demanding someone feed them. eventually an adult would just shove one kibble piece after another down their beaks. since they were nearly as big as the adults by then and a duller color, at first I wondered if they were females and this was some kind of mating thing? but nope, just a babby who doesn't know how to/doesn't want to feed itself yet

This bass line will keep me from being institutionalized

Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.

why does everyone make iceman the normal one, bros a freak too. man was out here air biting dudes in locker rooms and having weird homo rivalries, that should be taken into account when thinking about him