SAILBOAT!

this is the first update in 2 months or so.

look at failboat. it's sweet. yesterday Robbie Dean gave Cwaig a bitchin assed fucking shirt that says "SAILBOAT!" on it with a haggard drawing of a sailboat. It's amazing.

i'm just going to post about awesome sailboats that happen during my days of being crimpled and not working.

one time i was landscaping and mike sailboated a crippled kid in west van. not cool? i don't know. the kid seemed stoked.

"Sailboat" is something that you yell at people in between the ages of approximately 13-30. There can be exceptions made.

Performing the art of Sailboat generally should take place in a motorized vehicle, it can also be said while walking, biking, or skateboarding past an individual or individuals.

Here is an example of a situation where "Sailboat" would be used:

Cwaig is driving home from work and sees two kids walking up the street. He rolls down his driver side window.

Cwaig- "SAAAAAIIILLLLLBOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"