* misunderstood .

do you love andoids? do you love androids who want nothing more than to be noticed and loved by the human’s that he was made to serve? do you also love search engines that don’t get the recognition they deserve???????

“ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ”

     what had been on his mind? many things, his mind wouldn’t stop running with the thoughts he had from many MANY people asking the server questions. sure it might not be as loud as google’s server, but there were still people out there using bing.

“ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ” 

      oh there were a few things he wanted to say, but he knew that it was against his program to curse and he hated it. he wanted to yell and scream profanities in the other’s face.

“ we all have secrets, don’t we? ” 

    secrets are something that bing never wanted to keep, but he knew he had some stored away in the dark parts of his brain, and he intended on keeping them that way.

Kharon chuckles, “I’m happy to help any time you need it.” If he was around that is, but hey, you never know. And if he were around, he would he happy to help him out if he broke again. Since it was not like it was an inconvenience, not even a full percent of Kharon’s power was used to fix him up, “… uh, I could give you my number if you like. You can call me up, and I can come by since I am not around often.” He offers. 

    He blinks in surprise when he suddenly stopped talking, he was a search engine? Bing? All Kharon could recall were those memes about Bing. Which he figures is best to keep to himself as he was not sure how appropriate that would be. 

Tipping his head back to let out hearty laugh, which he couldn’t stop. Having press his fingers over his lips to try and dull how loud it was, “Uh, no… I AM that river styx guy. But I mean my mother Nyx, did technically name me, Kharon, so I’m not sure if I could say your wrong… but, yes. I am the actual Kharon.” @sahhxdude​

     bing was already starting to get out his phone, yes, even a search engine had a phone, and of course it was an android phone, he found it ironic and kept buying them when he needed the upgrade.

          “here, put your phone in!” he was holding it out before he heard what the other had to say, and without a second of hesitation, his eyes started to look into his glasses--they were smart glasses after all.

           “hmm...you don’t seem to LOOK like the kharon that’s depicted by all the art,” eyes went back to look at the man and then back to the pictures he had on his glasses. “unless this is some..new body you’ve created for yourself?”