gays ruined the word hole for eternity

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!

right after i watch this short video

A woman's place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

it was the 60s and she was helping him stay safe by agreeing to be his beard. daphne is an ally and probably a lesbian

Bruh why they green screen a bar ??? They can afford a set hello?

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

“No choice, no hope” is THE funniest way to describe not being able to pick Aquafina over Dasani

someone pointed out its explicitly a restaurant supply store, which is why it only stocks large amounts of the exact same products and mostly in large sizes - so he didn't even walk into a supermarket in the first place

oh my fuck