we all deserve someone who at the end of the day says “ i missed u so much today ”

can we just skip to the part where I’m about to marry the love of my life and I’m financially stable and happy & all this shit is behind me already

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

people are like ‘testosterone will make your vagina dry and atrophied’ but my pussy almost definitely wetter than theirs… weird

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?