worlds strongest objectum soldier

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

i should probably be used to it but the fact that monster energy is called that is always very funny to me. fuuuck im so tired i need a Ghoul . i need a fucking Dracula

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king