Sage

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

date idea: you kill me

(no drinks in) who wants me

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

i’m on onion rings right now

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way