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assume any rejected parties are now enraged. taking their power & moral compass into account,

Summary: After learning that the seven Dwarven rings are behaving differently then expected, Celebrimbor begins to suspect that Annatar might not be who he claims he is. He manages to escape his own city and takes a walk along the river banks to clear his head. Unfortunately, he is captured by a patrol of Orcs who take him to their leader, the mysterious and alluring Adar. Adar wants to get rid of Sauron (good) but believes the only way to do that is to destroy Eregion (bad).

Can Celebrimbor convince Adar to spare his city or will he be forced to watch as the annoyingly handsome Uruk destroys everything he loves?

From "Scream if you must" by @saffronstories:

“What are you doing?” He meant the words to be a stern reproach, but even to his own ears he sounded breathless.

“Helping you sleep.” Another gentle kiss, another prod against the back of his thigh.

The bruises 😩💗 and idk why my brain locked on that detail but the way Sauron’s lip is pressed against Celebrimbor’s neck-! 👌🔥🔥🔥🔥

The shadowing is just amazing and I keep finding details to obsess over - like their hair!!! Gorgeous! The way Celebrimbor’s look a bit damp and unruly, and Sauron’s is iconically (and canonically) perfect! ✨✨✨

click here and spin the wheel twice, then answer whether or not you would ship these characters together!

i threw in some characters from the hobbit to fill up the wheel a bit! share who you got!

Frodo/Gandalf (idk feels cursed 💀)

Celebrimbor and Halbrand - #CELEBRANDED