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Has someone already talked about dvp with the stackables?
Cause if not, i want to talk about dvp with the stackables.... 😳👀
Drysdale loves it a (not) normal amount, but Washford is more hesitant—not because he doesn’t like it, but because he’s already “too big” and, even though you two may have sex quite a bit, he always has to be careful with you.
When it does happen, and you’re drowning in lube, spit, and your own juices after hours of teasing and preparing you, Washford always pushes in first. You whine and moan, but Drysdale peppers you in kisses—extra gentle while you three wait for you to get used to the size.
Drysdale pushes in next, extra careful, extra slow—but the crying is inevitable. You don’t want it to stop, but you feel it so intensely, so you can’t help it! They try to make sure it’s as comfortable as it can be for you, though…
(Drysdale always comes right after you, but will let himself be inside until watching Washford’s face contort in pure, pussydrunk, bliss gets him horny again) (it doesn’t take long at all)
Werewolf Eddie and Fae Volt
Volt giving him a collar and calling him his good puppy while he uses his spell.
But it’s so comforting that maybe Eddie sometimes likes to wear it without being under the spell?
Maybe he just likes how snug it is and the reminder of Volt.
Also, Volt being able to calm down full wolf mode Eddie and turning him into a literal complacent pup? Giving him scritches and pets like a pet dog.
(Personally, I kinda separate human werewolf Eddie and full wolf Eddie a bit, if that makes any sense)
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YES this is for sure happening later in the fic. I need Volt to collar Eddie cause it would actually help him calm down so much. Even without his spell on him at first, once Eddie gets past the embarrassment, he would feel safe and owned and have volt’s voice in his ear telling him that he’ll be taken care of while he’s in it. Then, under his spell, he can’t imagine ever taking it off. It Pavlov’s him to slip into headspace when it’s on too, an easy way to calm his nerves and let himself not be the one in charge for once.
I also view his full wolf form as slightly separate than him, very wild and full of too much energy as if he’s on some sort of stimulant while in a state of panic, which is why he ends up breaking stuff and hurting himself and even others in such a state. But Volt is a soothing balm to that chaos and panic. He calms his wolf and can absolutely get him to lay down and accept some gentle attention like petting and soothing scratches. Eddie remembers his time fully transformed more clearly when Volt helps, like a vivid soothing dream he awoke from. Only instead of it being a dream, Volt is right there by his side when he wakes, ready to tell him how good he was and how cute he is as a big puppy dog.
Eddie always thought it was better for him to be as far away from others as possible when transformed, but but he never dreamed what might be best for him.
The only thing getting me through the day is day is imagining hooking Eddie’s wires in his chest up to a car battery and zapping him until he cums crying
To the angel that sent the repeat ask, don't worry I'm just flattered you're thinking of me ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

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Ok but bonded pair naga!Eddie and Volt gave me cuteness aggression, i love them 😭
I can just imagine them curled up in their nest and lw coming to check on them from time to time and eventually joining them or Volt dolling up lw with jewels....
Maybe Eddie and Volt seeking out lw in the winter because they're cold and lw is warm? I have so many thoughts 😭
Thanks for hearing me out, have a great day/night!!
YES BONDED PAIR
Volt being very territorial at first and not letting Live Wire too close since he doesn't know that they wont harm Eddie. Slowly, after breaking down both of their walls similar to getting closer to them in the game, they begin to welcome you and spoil you. Instead of free drinks and a vip table, they give you jewels and decorative fabrics that seem like normal (if a bit extravagant) gifts, but in fact, double as them marking their territory in a way.
And using Live Wire cuddle time to warm up is genius, just imagine a puddle of giant tails all intertwined and the most blissed out cozy human between the two as they press their faces to theirs. Volt is far less shy about it, but Eddie is red despite not being able to deny how nice a hot body is pressed to his own.
Other thoughts you've inspired in me is thinking about the nest the two of them share. Since the bar's upkeep was mostly done by Eddie while Volt was the showman, I think Eddie would take it upon himself to maintain and keep up the nest. He doesn't like Volt helping much because he likes to feel like a good provider (he for sure is but feels he has to prove himself). Volt is still the showman, acting as a more classical otherworldly creature of nature that uses his charms (and hypnotic eyes ofc) to get others to do as he wants, which often includes leaving them be.
Also in some myths about nagas they can cause rain or floods, so in my beautiful world, I am making Volt one that can cause storms and Eddie one that can cause earth tremors if need be, but Volt can do his much easier.
I am picturing them as living in the wilderness and Live Wire as some kind of explorer or researcher who is studying naga culture or something, but this can all work for a more dnd species style modern au if you prefer that sort of thing! I just looooove other worldly magical forest creatures~
please get started on naga style hypnosis with naga!volt and eddie (and live wire if youd like!) 👀👀
This is literally just an excuse to draw Volt naked with a pretty snake tale making out with Eddie-- mark my words, I will create this eventually and it will be the most self indulgent thing you've ever seen
My recycling bin and trash can keep getting into homoerotic fights, any suggestions to stop this?
Lady Memoria why your dog look so angry?
I don't know if this has been done before but perhaps Eddie and Volt smut headcanons? If you do headcanons that is
I’ve done yandere hcs for them (which can ofc be found in my masterlist if you’re interested), but here are some non-yandere ones!
I feel like i was possessed while writing this so this may just be a jumble of a whole lotta nuthin😭🙏
Eddie and Volt NSFW hcs
warnings; nsfw/18+, threesomes, dom/sub dynamics, brat taming, semi-public sex, riding, jealous sex, voyeurism,, double penetration, switch! characters, cucking
They’re both switches, although Eddie does lean more towards being Dominant than Volt does.
As a sub, Volt is a fucking brat through and through and thoroughly enjoys being one. He’ll be given a look or even told straight-up that he’s in for it, and all you and Eddie’ll be met with is a devilish smirk and a “Why, I don’t believe I was doing anything. Maybe you’d be a dear and explain?”
As a dom, Volt is incredibly attentive but teasing. He’ll always what you and Eddie need, but he’ll only ever give you a taste of before yanking the pleasure away, dangling it over your heads unless you two ask for it. He’ll push one, single inside of you, pumping you nice and steady before stopping right as his fingers curl- He’ll act oblivious as you whine to him about it. Eddie, however, is well aware of Volt’s tactics and is already (reluctantly) resigning himself to being taken care of.
Eddie tends to flip flop on how he is as a dom. He’ll be mean as hell to Volt, edging and then overstimulating him, spanking. His big thing is leaving Volt immobile, hands behind his back and blindfolded, helpless on the bed and making Volt hear him and you moaning into each other… Granted that you’re more obedient than dear Volt is, if not? Prepare for a world of hurt. How he acts with you completely depends on how well you behave for him! If you're similar to Volt (AKA Eddie's worst but horniest nightmare), he'll get extra creative on how to punish you two.
If you're good for him, following his words obediently and just generally not acting out? Eddie will treat you so good, spoiling you - Which just turns Volt on more, he loves seeing you being treated like a princess, bonus points if you act like one as well. Eddie still likes to tease you, but in a gentler way! you know you'll get what you want in the end anyways.
Eddie gives the best, sloppiest head! If Volt ever does anything to warrant a reward, he’ll most definitely choose Eddie’s mouth, and Eddie loves spreading your folds to makeout with your pretty hole or taking Volts' cock down his warm throat. It may be considered an oral fixation.
Eddie’ll edge you if you decide to team up against him with Volt, pumping two fingers and curling them with wicked precision before stopping when you begin tensing. Volt is made to watch, his cock hard and exposed, but he’s unable to touch himself. The older male will put his forearm over your stomach while you cry out, snapping at you to no avail to stay still. The only relief you’ll get is when you finally tear up, humping as face and fighting against his arm- You’ll think you’re going to be able to cum, thighs squeezing around his head as he slurps almost aggressively. Just as you reach your peak, Eddie will pull away with a satisfied smirk and a mess all over his lower face and stubble, “What, livewire? I gave you what you wanted, don’t be ungrateful.”
All the while Volt is moving his hips, trying to get any sort of friction against his cock. He whines alongside you, just as displeased about not seeing you have a mind shattering orgasm as you are to not having one. Volt’s words are jumbled, mind hazy as Eddie grabs his long hair, bunching in his hands before slamming their lips together almost painfully- Making Volt taste you on his lips. It’s the quickest way to make Volt cry out in frustration.
Possessiveness! Volt is prone to being protective over Eddie, but don’t think you’re safe from it either. If he happens to hear Johnny trying to serenade you or Amir complimenting you in a too-familiar manner, you’ll come to learn how just how possessive Volt tends to be. Eddie’ll shake his head, but like hell is he going to stop it when Volt is biting at your skin, the back of your neck while fingering you almost harshly. His knees will keep you from closing your thighs, his long, slender fingers fucking you hard enough you think any coherent thoughts might actually be melting out of your pussy in form of slick. There’s really nothing you can say to calm Volt down until he lets the energy out, but he’ll melt against you afterwards, putting his full weight on top of you contently as if you’re going to run away.
Eddie's cock isn't as long but is girthy and his bush is trimmed at best and unruly at even better, Volt isn't as girthy but is long - He tends to be very particular about keeping his bush and happy trail maintained but keeping just enough to be seductive. Both will make you feel like they're going to break you in two.
It actually turns Eddie on a lot if he catches you and Volt at the bar, he’ll let you suck him off behind the counter, knuckles white as he grips the bar. If Volt mentions it or even complains playfully, Eddie’ll glare and murmur something about how it’s his “goddamn bar”
Eddie melts when he’s praised and Volt positively cherishes it and will tell you everything that Eddie likes being said to him, stepping back and guiding you through how to have him hissing at the two of you while simultaneously putting an arm over his flushed face. Volt’ll grab your hands and gently show you exactly where to rub and press your hands.
If you’re a dominant person, Volt will be the main submissive, but Eddie really really likes being under you as well. He thinks it’s hot when you take charge, he’d never expect to be as hard as he was when you tied his hands behind his back and made him fuck Volt, also tied up, blindfolded- Giving up complete control in a situation he usually would’ve had all of it will drive him nuts. He’s surprisingly obedient!
Volt doesn’t change. If anything, he only gets worse at the prospect of his two precious sparks glaring down at him! Eddie will sit behind up, mouthing at his neck with his thick fingers pushed between his lips, cockwarmed by Volts’ tight walls- But the real prize is you bouncing mercilessly in his lap, switching between fast, shallow bounces and slow, deep rolls of your hips while your fingers digs deep into his pale skin and leaves bright, angry marks. Volt is between heaven and hell and he’ll never want to leave (And sure, he could simply just ask for it, but where’s the fun in that?)

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I got silenced for being right in the Hank discord very much silly and playful goofy so I bring to the puppy hivemind
Hanks with puppy House Homie
So many pets and all the praise from 5 owners, but also them being a little mean by tugging you around by a leash as they pass you around. Cause your dumb puppy brain doesnt know where to start or go and they know better then to try and make you choose anything or anyone
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I fucking love the idea of the Hanks being a bit rough with puppy minded House Homie. Like, they wouldn't even mean to, they just get so hyped up and move so quick that they're yanking their pup back and forth a bunch. Hank Two is always the one who realizes when they start doing it and makes a Hank wide announcement to quit roughousing their precious pup, but the dopey smile on the pups face would be sign enough that they don't mind.
Still, the reminder from Hank Two means they all pile on affection all at once to make up for it, only to immediately default to doing it again. Dumb puppies don't mind though, they're just happy to be taken where their owners want them to be~
here me out: ✨Naga!Volt✨
PLEASEEEEE you are a genius. I feel like I need to do a naga au in every fandom I'm in.
Naga Volt with striking white and blue scales that creep up along his sides. You thought he was big and beautiful and imposing before, now he's an almost divine beast.
Now picture Human Eddie, who catches the eye of such a creature somehow. Volt can keep him as his treasure to protect and Eddie often finds himself at the center of Volt's coils when he sleeps, cuddling him close and keeping him safe. Not to mention him being coiled up in a more prone position while Volt takes him apart.
Ugh and don't even get me started on naga style hypnosis since theres the trope of snakes with hypno eyes. I'm in heaven and so is Eddie.
Of course, theres a version of this where Eddie is a naga too, which could be precious as they would be a bonded pair, but I'm just such a sucker for big scary monster and the human they're attached to trope.
I'm obsessed with them.
What would they think on CBT? Like they’re partner is just like: step on me.
(Especially Volt & Eddie, Cam, and/or Dorian)
I feel like Cam would be down but I’m not sure abt the other two…
((Sorry if this is too much!!))
Not too much at ALL. Cam 100% is into that no fucking doubt. You ever heard of a trash compactor? It doesn't matter if he's the one doing the crushing or being crushed, he's hard for it. He is a man of trial and error, so he is for sure gonna go a bit too hard at times, but that's part of the fun. Plus, if he's too rough with you, you know you can take it out on him later by turning the tables and he wont complain for a second.
As for the others, I still think you're onto something. Volt I feel would be into it, (not as much as Cam since no one can be into it as much as Cam) taunting you the whole time as he has you on your knees looking up at him with his boot between your legs. He's very attentive and prides himself on reading his partner when they're at their limit, so he seems mean but somehow is a master of pushing you just to your line and never over it.
Eddie is more hesitant, not actually wanting to hurt you in such a sensitive place, but as always, Volt is in his ear egging him on. Plus one whiny please from you and he's caving and trying out new kinks for days. He finds that he can totally get behind it with how teary and breathy it makes you. Still, he's checking in every five minutes, making sure you don't want to stop.
Dorian would straight up say no at first I think. You don't press it because no is no, but he might bring it up at a later date, wanting to give you one of your fantasies. He's very hesitant, but surprises himself with how he falls into the dominant persona as you groan from pain and lust. Definitely a time to learn some things about himself.
Live wire who has to be muzzled during puppyplay bc they have a tendency to bite Eddie and volt's shoulders while getting fucked or bite down on whatever they can!
To that I raise you Live Wire whimpering and crying as they're about to cum and wanna bite down but cant cause of the muzzle. Volt just holds their head by it so they have to look him in the eyes while Eddie fucks them until they finish with nothing between their teeth.
Writing the kitchen chapter of House Collar.... should I have Kopi give the reader a pup cup.... is that adorable or patronizing?

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Damn... that one ramble really got me thinking about Volt with a muzzle huh... Eddie having him on a leash while he's muzzled after he's been bad and acted out to 'protect' Eddie, but just got really possessive. Eddie yanking him by that leash to pull him close to his lips, only to obviously be stopped by the muzzle, only riling up Volt more so his hair stands on end with sparks of electricity coming off him. He can't decide if he wants to whimper or growl....
Hmmmm I’m back with a… specific blurb this time (didn’t know u guys would’ve liked the blurb abt a Bard/Praising LW with the BB bois, like thanks guys very happy u liked my idea 😭🫶🏽)
What about a virgin LiveWire who’s genuinely so curious about sex and wanting to try it out but too embarrassed about being in such an intimate position. I know, kinda plain, but hear me out—
LiveWire who’s so ashamed of the fact that they have kinky thoughts because they just unconsciously think that “sex=kink=bad.” Maybe they grew up around Purity Culture too much so they believe that having such deep-rooted shame around sexual desires is normal and actually right ™️ when in reality they’re just limiting themselves.
Anyways, LW who wants to have sex with Volt and Eddie, but feels too much shame towards it, so it makes Eddie and Volt think they don’t want to have sex with them at all when that’s not true. LW who explains their fear and unconscious shame towards it and has the mind-shattering revelation that sex is 🤯😱 Not Bad?! 😱🤯 LW who then agrees to having sex with them but is so nervous and paranoid during itlike they can’t understand how or why Volt and Eddie would like hearing the moans and whimpers they make in bed, or why Eddie wants LiveWire to sit on their face, and the bois just give them the patience that LW so obvi needs— it turns out to be a great experience for all of them and they even get aftercare during it!! Who would’ve thunk!! (LW who wasn’t taught that aftercare is required after having sex esp rigorous sex like that esp in a purity culture context)
LiveWire wanting to try the more kinky stuff with Eddie and Volt, but they’re too afraid of being that vulnerable and leaving them exposed to being shamed for their wants. Eddie and Volt reassuring them that sex between them is genuinely a safe space, and learn that LiveWire has much more kinky ideas that they want to try out. They’re an experimentalist and they’re willing to try anything out once, at least after they get over their shame— Their only dealbreaker is degradation, because that feeds into the shame spiral in their head and makes them wanna bow-out of everything.
Eddie and Volt getting the shock of their life when actually hearing the stuff LW wants to try out. It just wasn’t what they were expecting— stuff like size diff./size kink, double penetration, rough sex (w/o degradation), somnophilia, dacryphilia, pet play, exhibitionism, primal play, sensory play or bondage. Obviously it shouldn’t be as surprising as it seems, esp since those aren’t the most extreme kinks that one would be into, and again, LW already SAID they’re into some kinky stuff, but the BB bois just had the assumption that LW was into the more vanilla kinks, esp with their reluctance and lack of interest in being degraded. Huh, who knew.
Again, sorry if this is long and/or confusing or too specific— and again, feel free to ignore if u wanna. 😭
— 🌂 (ps love ur little blurb abt girls who feel no shame abt showing their breasts—> I have a little spiel involving that, but this time it’s Betty x Reader I’m getting these guys out of my non-rent-paid house one way or another)
This is specific in the best way cause the boys would be so perfect for this kind of thing. Volt, the more sensual and showy of the two who is just effortlessly sexy in all he does, encouraging and teasing you in a good way to let yourself feel sexy and have fun, and Eddie, the more reserved and blunt one who remind you that you don't need to take it so seriously and is more direct walking you through things and asking you questions about your preferences. They balance each other out in ways that help balance you out as you navigate your sexual experience with them and get comfortable in your own skin, and comfortable against theirs.
And when you bring out the kinks? Oh my god I can imagine the look on their faces. Like you said, it just wasn't what they were expecting! I picture their momentary surprise making LW nervous and them backtracking a little saying that if it's too weird they don't have to do any of that-- only for the boys to reassure that's not the case.
Eddie explains that they just thought you would be into some more tame things, considering your dislike of degredation.
"He didn't expect you to name some of his favorites," Volt adds, making Eddie flush. "And some of mine."
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