the waves broke on the shore

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

you ever try to read a book and it's like. damn they really just let anybody write these.

She is soggy

Oh shes so good at that

Riveting performance

setting eyelid status to closed. setting breathing speed to slow. setting breathing pattern to steady. setting muscles to relaxed. setting brain to counting Sheep. setting consciousness to False. setting dreams to True. aaaaaaaand we have sleep off. great job guys (little garden gnomes crawl out my ears and scurryaround my house)

your blog isn’t fully developed until youre 25

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

im getting out of here alive (my twenties)

(ID: Stock photo of a white man wearing blue overalls and a white shirt mowing grass with a green lawn mower. Caption: >be me >be white ›have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me “OH thank God, someone who speaks English” ›start speaking back to her in Dutch end ID)