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this video NEVER gets old

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

As a server this speaks to my soul 😂😂

When she said “can I get a container for my ranch so I can put it in my box” I felt that

And people say soulmates don’t exist.

A story by Nicholas Sparks

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

IM SCREAMING

Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed

Yes

ah

french people be like wee wee lol

my aesthetic

gasolina, the original despacito,

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.