at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

there is a bad smell in the room

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

grogu is actually a very interesting person. and the mandalorian wears a silver mask and looks cool. but i bet you didnt know that because you just want to be a hater about their movie they made together. you just want to hate it because it isn’t good. shame on you.

The combination of good kush + alcohol