Hope is a moment now long past

I am so happy this exist

MY POOP IS COMING

i am both the distressed child and relaxing horse 

when the fuck on earth will someone love me like i love them

I fucking miss that feeling. Heart pounding. Can't breath. Everything hurts but you killed it. That first sip of water when you sit down. You feel it quench your dry mouth and the ice cold nectar of the gods refresh all your cells and your aching lungs... I want to feel that again

Tbh this pretty much sums up the last 8 yrs of my life.

Navy SEALs conducting cold weather ops

Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute

I’M??? IN LOVE???

Holy frick n frack that girl can move

They can run at ridiculous speeds in a straight line. Make frequent 90° turns to evade them if you're being chased.

Coolio, I guess we don’t need gun control.

Suddenly the left acknowledges about the lowering murder and crime rate.

Woooow I can’t wait to see the Left backpedal from all the times they SWORE the US was more dangerous than ever.

Fucking soccer