Just A Glitch In Reality

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

the job market is even worse than i imagined because people have started reblogging this again

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

Think that’s an alligator, and it’s VERY cute

I’M??? IN LOVE???

look at this weird dog I love him

Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat

We stan Brock in this house, thank you very much.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

How Rogues Work: A Summary.

If you see shit like this Especially outside your local highschools rip it down there's a 80% chance this is a trafficking scam

This is totally ok to rb by the way

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

What exactly are "wake boats"? Also this dude looks cool as fuck

They're boats that are designed to create a larger than usual wake (which is destructive to shorelines) so that people can do wakeboarding tricks on them.

rare cryptid

this is EXACTLY what i meant by “if you dont like something do something about it” fucking chad

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

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is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

A straight man dating a straight woman just doesn’t have the range when it comes to tenderness and romance the way a bi man dating a bi woman does sorry but that’s just how it is

can we ditch this hollow ass “gays do it better” rhetoric it’s fucking disgusting

I’m sorry but when you can discuss how hot girls/boys are with your GF together and then follow it up with a “not as cute as you😉”…the Bi’s got you beat, dude…

Not all of us pick up your hints. Some of us are just profoundly thick.

Yeah, pretty much all of these.