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🐟MEET THE MUD PUPPY!!🐟

GUYS I AM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH U…this is a brand new species of baby in baby city! They’re called mud puppies. This is the freshwater mud puppy. This species lives mostly in the lakes and rivers of baby city…. But they’re also really important to summertime because they’re the lifeguards of baby city!! They are extremely silly and goofy critters, but excellent swimmers!!

This mud puppy has seen many binkles struggle to get back to their floaty rings and has been quick to help! Mud puppies are always VERY hungry, and their favorite foods are gummy worms and sandwiches (especially ones made of cute shapes). Mud puppies drink yooce (juice) as a staple part of their diet as well. Mud puppy loves swimming, hiking, and picnic time…he is the perfect summer pal <3

Dark-furred Akodont Necromys obscurus

Also known as the dark bolo mouse, it is found in two separate locations; the coastal region of southern Uruguay, and the inland and coastal regions of eastern Buenos Aires Province in Argentina. The fossil record shows that at one time it had a wider distribution in Argentina. Its habitat includes grassland and the verges of cultivated fields, moist areas near streams, and rocky areas in hilly country.

One might wonder then how it is that each morning, food is not all completely rotten, iron isn't completely rusted, and the air, deprived of sunlight for an infinite length of time, is not frozen solid. The answer is that naturally, all these things go to sleep too. Refrigeration may be one way to preserve food, but an even more effective way is to store it somewhere so terribly comfy that it falls asleep before the day is done. Even the celestial bodies fall asleep each night, so the planets proceed only a finite distance along their orbits, and the stars don't run out of hydrogen.

In order to somewhat maintain security without requiring that guards remain awake longer than any possible burglar, doors may be constructed to be very heavy sleepers, difficult to rouse and move once they have fallen asleep.

Like, a cop in the United States can pull you over for any reason. Which is a nice way of saying no reason, because literally anything can be used after the fact as justification. A cop can say its cuz you looked at him, or didnt look at him, or it looked like you were holding something, or looked like you were driving too perfectly for it to be natural. It's insane.

There are apparently no circumstances where a cop can't just kill you. The line the courts have applied is "reasonably believed" you were a threat, but that's such a nebulous nothing limit that people get shot for reaching for their license, having their phone in their hand, you're running away with no weapon, not being able to follow conflicting commands, like anything. And cops are almost never charged, because every court is going to believe he could "reasonably believe" he was threatened. Fuck, if you give me enough time, I can make any situation seem juuuuust plausibly threatening enough to pass that bar. It's insane.

A cop can just rob you. Like tell you to give him your wallet, take all the cash out, and just walk away with it. Exactly like you would imagine getting robbed in an alley would go, except no one can help. And he doesn't even have to hide it, he just drops it in a box at the station and they put it in their bank account. It's legal. You can't prove it wasn't drug money. I can't prove any money wasn't at some point drug money. It's insane.

If a cop just walks in your front door and says "I'm here to kill you and your entire family" YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON IF YOU STOP HIM. There is no positive defense for assaulting a police officer in the United States, and doubly so if you kill him. You have effectively no defense against a homicidal cop, which happens same as any other job. Unless for some reason you have cameras all thru your house and clearly caught the audio of him saying that he's there just to kill you, you have zero chance of not going to prison, probably for life. And that's assuming you aren't killed "resisting arrest" while being taken into custody. It is a crime, in this country, for you to defend yourself under any circumstances if the person you're defending yourself from is a cop. That's insane.

You don't have civil rights if a cop says so. You have the right to have a gun, right? A lot of states have open carry. A cop can shoot you if he sees you have a gun. Doesn't matter if you have a license and everything. So you effectively don't have the right to bear arms if a cop can shoot you for exercising it. You have the right to protest. Unless a cop tells you to stop. He doesn't need a real reason to tell you to stop. And if you don't stop, you can be arrested or shot. So you don't really have the right to protest, do you? A cop cant just search your car or house, right? Unless he claims he heard something, or smelled something, neither of which can be proven. So a cop can search whatever he wants, as long as he pretends there was a "reason". So you dont have protection from unreasonable search and seizure, do you? These are no longer rights- they're things the cops allow.. for now. But legally, those rights have already been found to not actually be rights, because any random cop can decide to take that right from you, for any reason. It's insane.