Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal
Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)
“It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”
“I have plans for your fake dick.”
“It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”
“Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”
“This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”
“You- you’re a lot. I like you.”
“This is when you start to get groovy.”
“I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”
“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”
“Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”
“Biochemical research gets me so hot.”
“This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”
“I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”
“Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”
“I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”
“Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”
“You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”
“I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”
“Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”
“I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”
“Anyone have a hair band?”
“Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”
“There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”
“Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”
“Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”
“You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”
“It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”
“We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”
“OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”
“I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”
“Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”
“We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”
“You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”
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