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weâve all heard of the NSFW alphabet, but what about a SOULMATE AU ALPHABET??
a...ging stops at 18 until you find your soulmate so the two of you can grow old together.
b...ody art (doodles that a person draws on themselves appear on their soulmateâs skin).
c...olors (aka the standard soulmate au where the world is black and white until you meet your soulmate and see colors).
d...amage done to a person also translates into their soulmateâs body (cuts, bruises and all).
e...sp (soulmates can sense one anotherâs presence and feel each otherâs exact emotions even when miles away).
f...irst words/thoughts your soulmate says/thinks when seeing you are written on your skin.
g...uardian (it is said that the person who saves you from a near-death experience is your soulmateâdrowning, car crash, etc.)
h...eartbeats (the soulmates share the same heartbeatâwhen one feels panicked, shocked, etc, the other can feel it too).
i...dentifier (a word or symbol which is imputed to your soulmate is somewhere on your body).
j...uxtaposition (your soulmate is the exact opposite of you, yet you find yourselves complementing one another).
k...eys and locks are randomly dispersed to soulmates on chains when they are born. when in proximity, the lock and key will act as magnets and bring the two soulmates closer together until the key is placed in the lock and a gratifying click is heard, unlocking the chain.
l...ast words your soulmate says are written on your skin, so you do not know it is them until they are gone.
m...arks or stains of the color black are somewhere on your body (palm of your hand, knuckles, knee) until you and your soulmate finally make physical contact. once the mark is touched, it fades to be consistent with the personâs skin color.
n...urse (the touch of a soulmate can heal you from affliction and vice versa).
o...pportune outfit (soulmates will eternally color coordinate, even if they have not met one another yet, and often times have similar patterns in their clothing).
p...assionflower (a type of flower soulmates have planted somewhere beneath their skin. Upon meeting their soulmate it will sprout through the skinand fully blossom as they reach the furthest point of their relationship. when a soulmate passes, the flower blooming from the other person does also).
q...uizzes revolving around oneâs personal aspects, skills and ambitions are given to every person once they turn 18, and the results read who your soulmate is based off of your collective answers.
r...ed string bonds two soulmates together for a lifetime and all come in varying lengthsâimagine the trouble of only being able to walk certain distances or having to sleep on the edge of your bed.
s...ongbird (any songs a person sings will get stuck in their soulmateâs head for the duration they decide to sing it).
t...imers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate.
u...ndying (you and your soulmate must meet in order to end lifeâdieâtogether. as long as you have not met them, you will continue aging yet remain immortal).
v...eiled (you and your soulmate must walk through life blind until running into one another by fate and finally gaining sightâthose with no soulmate act as guides and help those in search of theirs).
w...riterâs choice (author can pick any au from the list to write).
x...FREE SPACE, the person who sent the prompt has the choice to make up an au or choose one from the list!
y...ellow fellow (colors of your vision changes depending on your soulmates mood. yellow is optimistic, green is envious, blue is upset, etc. and natural colors become present once the soulmates meet).
z...zz (in which soulmates first meet each other and share memories in their dreams before meeting each other in personâsometimes difficult to accomplish as dreams are hard to remember).
any writers on tumblr feel free to reblog so followers can send a certain letter to your inbox :) or just for ideas!
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Blue Nails
Summary: When Castiel sees you wearing nail polish, he gets curious. Pairing: Castiel x Reader Word Counting: 690 words Warning: Castiel has a crush, so much fluff.Â
Castiel tilted his head to the side when you rubbed a hand over your face. Your nails were⌠Blue?
Blue wasnât a natural colour to humans. Your species had blue eyes but no blue hair or skin. Actually, there werenât even many examples of blue in nature, even though it was very beautiful.
He knew how humans took colours from nature. Beetles, fruits, flowers and trees could be used to create pigments that could be used in cosmetics but not blue. Never blue.
âYou okay there, Cas?â You questioned, seeing how he was staring at you.
âYour nails are blue.â He pointed.
You frowned, sitting straight.
âYeah. Whatâs the problem?â
He hesitated but shrugged.
âThey are very beautiful.â
You smiled openly, relaxing, and sat close to him at the table, reaching out and showing him your nails. Being a hunter didnât give you much time to yourself but you always tried to keep them groomed, painting them whenever you could. You had a small collection of nail polish and had painted them that morning,
âHere.â You muttered, showing your fingernails to him. âIt is a new colour.â
âHow did they make it?â He questioned, curious.
You were taken back by the question.
âIâm a hunter, Cas. I donât know how nail polish is made.â
He looked down in embarrassment and you used the hand closer to him to pat his shoulder. Sometimes you forgot the tall blue-eyed man knew little about humans and could be like a child.
âItâs okay, Cas.â You affirmed, an idea forming in your mind quickly. âI can paint your nails if you want me to.â
His eyes moved quickly to your face and you couldnât help but notice how they were the same colour as your nail polish.
âCould you?â He questioned.
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âWhat is this place, a strip club?â âIs this you flirting?â âItâs like youâre avoiding me.â âI didnât divorce you to spend more time with you.â âThat is so hot.â âYour mama tell you itâs not polite to stare?â âYouâre just so damn beautiful, Iââ âLook, this is cute, but come on. Push up those boobs. Got them, show them. Work them.â âYouâre late, youâre late for a very important date.â âPartnerships donât really work so well with me.â âNo, no. "Not now" means not now. No means no.â âWhat are you, my mother?â âYou look so beautiful right now. I canât even tell you.â âYouâre so full of shit.â âI donât have anyone.â âNo, no, stop. Itâs gonna be all right. Just please, please, stop crying.â âHey, [NAME]. Iâm really glad I donât have to be alone tonight.â âGet some sleep.â âI took the liberty of making breakfast. I hope you donât mind. Itâs the least I could do.â âYouâre straight?â âYou thought I was gay?â âIâll be out of your hair in no time.â âPut me down. What are you doing?â âYou have nowhere to go and I have a couch. Like it or not, youâre gonna stay.â âWhy do they call it morning sickness if it hits you at every fricking moment of the day?â âExcuse me? Iâm talking to you!â âYou gotta make me believe that you belong up there. That you own that stage and that nobodyâs gonna take it from you. Thatâs the way it works.â âWell, I couldnât keep my eyes off her.â âIf you just give me a chance. I swear I wonât disappoint you.â âDidnât anybody ever give you a shot? Please, I want this so bad. If you just give me a chance, Iâdââ âAnd remember, with that, don't pull the trigger.â âYou like her. I know it kills you, but you have to admit it.â âMy boobs are pushed up to my ears, my thongâs a mile up my butt and my eyelashes are so thick they could kick up a stiff wind.â âIâm the kind of guy when a friend is in trouble, I help. Itâs just who I am.â âYour dream is killing me! Itâs killing me!â âOkay, tell me a lie.â âI need your expert sewing skills.â âI donât love you.â âI donât wanna step on any toes.â âHere, put this on.â âNever told me you could sing like that.â âYouâre crying with happiness, right?â âHow about a drink?â âRelationship advice from Mr. One-Night-Stand himself.â âNo, Iâm not cutting my hair.â âWho said anything about you cutting your hair? You can wear a wig.â âDarling, what did you do for those pearls?â âHey there, big boy.â âI think you lookâŚ. I mean, it looksâŚ.â â[NAME], weâre friends for Christâs sake. Itâs not like weâre brother and sister. âYou have been saying that the sky is falling forever. Everything always works out fine.â âLook, you have many fine qualities, [NAME]. And then youâve got some iffy qualities. But youâve never been a phony.â âCan you come zip me up?â âDinner. With me. Give me that. If you ever expect to see this bag alive again⌠youâll follow me.â âHold on a second. Where you going? Hey!â âWhere I come from, friends donât chew on earlobes.â âMy God, those are amazing shoes.â âYouâre talented enough to get what you wantâŚÂ and Iâm smart enough to make it happen.â âThereâs only one reason a man buys a woman shoes.â âSo what if Iâm getting a little male attention?â âYou snooze, you lose, pretty boy.â âYou gotta learn who are the people you can trust, the people who like you for you, and who are the people who just want something.â âSince when did you know anything about loyalty?â âIâm just saying. Life is about the choices you make.â âThereâs only one man I could see spending the rest of my life with.â âThat is tragique. Well, itâs like all truly great love affairs.â âIâm sorry for being a class-A prick.â âOh, my feet are killing me. Take off these shoes, please. Help me.â âYou are a liar. A pathetic, sneaky little liar!â âYouâre asking me to leave?â âYou are such an asshole.â âDo you ever listen to anything other than your own voice?â âSo this is what happens when you get a little money? You stop doing manual labor.â âI know I messed up, okay? Big time.â âI never should have let you walk out that door. I want you to come back.â
Arthur Fleck has taken control of my life and Iâm not mad about it. Those hands make me MELT.
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