Sad Little Clam

i heard making out with your mutuals is healthy?

Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn't sneak in any ads and doesn't have an algorithm and doesn't watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It's just right there to use for free. Legend

it's dangerous that you have to log into your bank account to see your balance i should have it in the corner of my vision at all times like a video game

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

i don't understand how i am supposed to live with this profound sadness. to be honest

I act so chill but I am the world's most impatient and scared person