Your friendly Canadian trans guy!

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

How did this get 176 notes?

I guess music puns just might be my forte.

… that policeman is my dad…

at least you know he had a good day

Good meowning everyone

Quality post OP 💖

My cat squeaks whenever she stretches and as a result I can hear this post

I fucking hate this website 

my cat is so cute i swear to god

she’s a sniffer so if you put your face up to hers you can just hear a little “snuf snuf snuf” sound and feel her little wet nose poking your face

I’m both

Wholesome

Minor Application Telling Me To Reboot Computer After Being Installed Must Be Fucking Delusional

might snap this year and learn how to drive

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no