sadie 👍

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

you will survive the collision with a changed outlook and a new lisa on life

Americans will sincerely say shit like "nobody plays mobile games outside of the first world" and just be allowed to live

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

What the fuck???

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

I legitimately think the first video game to ever say the word "bisexual" out loud was Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. There is a nonzero chance it was actually the first video game to print "bisexual" in a text format.

It is very possible that the first video game character to ever say the word "Bisexual" out loud was Solid Snake.

Based on what I found, the first ever bisexual character in a video game was Curtis Craig from Phantasmagoria 2 (1996) but I have yet to find out if he says the word "bisexual" in the scene where this is revealed

I once again have to point out for those who've never played mgs2 he says this when asked if another character that goes by the name of vamp is a vampire

Every instance of this screenshot I have seen, I assumed was an edit as a joke.