Band, horns up!

soo one time, we were rehearsing for a competition, and our field was pretty muddy since it rained. we are all at stand by and all of a sudden one of our trombones just starts flipping out. he got stung by a fucking bee. literally less than 10 minutes later he runs by me in a rep and he slips and drop kicks me, which sends me and my clarinet skidding halfway across the field so yea

the one who jumped out of a window, this guy is freaking immortal i swear. he does MMA and is in the navy now. he's been like shot and had things blown up but he keeps going I guess.

Have you ever noticed that the straightest clarinet guys act the gayest?

this one time our section leader jumped out of a third story building window and made a guy in his dorm piss himself. same section leader that showed up to the mellophone star.

Earlier this year one of the tenor sax freshman wasn't paying attention during sectionals and our instructor was just like "(name) seems to be that kid that just goes home and eats way too many bagel bites. Like, the serving size is 7 and he eats 19." so from that day forward he became known as bagel bites.

This one time at band camp we talked about summoning our old section leader with the blood of a virgin so we made a star out of the Mellophones and that evening he showed up to dinner at the end of camp

For the skit at the end of band camp I went and told the band that our horns were missing people because they died on the trails.

The third day of band camp, our freshmen quint player got caught giving some dude a blow job in the foot ball locker room. Her mom let her stay on drum line though. Girl doesn't know her way around the school but she knows her way around the dick.

While walking to the stadium from dinner we passed by the football field while one of our bass clarinets was doing a cheer where he yelled "BIG BLACK CLARINET" we're so getting beat up the first day of school

send me some band camp stories or confessions!